claire chappell (@cchappell) profile picture
Joined January 2009
short.bdsmgalls.net/valeria What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?
There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich. go.bdsmgalls.net/sonja
go.bdsmgalls.net/bruce "hoes before hos" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's.
go.bdsmgalls.net/dora Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old.
It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you googl.adultgalls.com/rosemar…
No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. googl.adultgalls.com/beatriz
bitly.xaijo.com/juliana Apparently "you have great tweets" sounds a lot like "you have great tits" in a crowded bar.
Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history? bitly.xaijo.com/corine
bitly.xaijo.com/margaret You're not cool if you have to tell people you're cool. I'm looking at you, Cool Whip.
I Love SUSU! What a job guys.. the media is insane! Miss you all, Chaps x (VP Ed & Rep 2007) ..Go Martin! #votesusu
claire is hating twitter