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🇵🇭 | DC

Joined February 2012
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Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania-- Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles-- Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.
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He Nigerian af
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This is what you bitches sound like on ketamine at the afters
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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I will never delete TikTok
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this DC erasure...
Top five cities to be in when it finally happens: 1. New York City 2. Los Angeles 3. Minneapolis 4. San Francisco 5. Chicago
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showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber
I saw this then still got high
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Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme ‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’
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SHE TRIED TO RAGEBAIT THEM SO BAD BUT THEY DID NOT GAF LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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at this point instagram is just a pokédex for everyone ive ever met while on a bender
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I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view
“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.
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Sheeeeeiiiiittt...Me at pump 6:
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Pink, Netenyahu and Gal Gadot at the Ed Sheeran Tour
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Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is. newrepublic.com/post/215501/…
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christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city
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a customer once asked me if we were doing a September 11th sale and i said “why” and he yelled “for 9/11!! the attacks!!” and i had to ask why we would have a sale for a terrorist attack
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On my life you’ll never guess what this is in reference to
Replying to @hashjenni
He did not celebrate. He is on the spectrum and lacks a filter and makes a statement as he is processing the information.
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Too many gays? Today at Mau P, we were surrounded by a group of around 10 gender queers who were all fingering each others buttholes. Wondering if anyone else had the same experience and what to do for the festival tomorrow? Is there any way to avoid these people?
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wow @peekaboobeats you've really changed man..
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Elon Musk: There really won't be anything that AI can't do better than humans apart from being human.
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