Why is there so much religion on TV? Have people not made the connection? Also, send me money...
#Evangelicals #Atheist #politicalpuppets
Wife just declared the butter dish on kitchen counter is not be used rest of summer as it’s too hot outside. Even the dog gave her side- eye. #MarriedLife #married
Teaching my 7 yr old kitchen knife skills, currently there’s no chance she’ll be getting behind the wheel of a car in my lifetime. #parenting
Remember when @BarackObama tweeted from sunny warm Florida hoping for global warming to the rest of the USA? Yeah, me neither
In Palm Springs.. on flight 318 that was suppos d to leave at 3. Still on runway @AlaskaAir - not a good month for airlines? Help
When @realDonaldTrump admin. goes down in flames, @Twitter should get a Nobel Peace Prize for his tiny fingered demise.
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Donald Trump gave his Foundation's largest donor a CABINET spot yesterday. Did you see blaring headlines? Imagine if HRC had done that??
Please eat your #wheaties tomorrow America, we need sound bodies and minds voting #imwithher imwithher2016
Any parent that's put a 7 year old to bed when it's light out knows what it's like to understand Donald Trump. #RNCinCLE #HillaryClinton
I bet you a retweet he shoots a 73 or better tomorrow @HankDHaney I think he's grown up attitude wise #kids xitter.cf/hankdhaney/status/5856…
Sounded happy which is great to see, as far as his golf it doesn't mean much, he acted different when he dominated xitter.cf/ceekav/status/58550228…
Matt Kuchar looks like he's wearing Timbos. Bet Keegan Bradley is jealous #PGATOUR #iknowtheyresketchers