My ecom playbook for guaranteed 5 figs a month (yes we are brokies)
Find the shittest product that fixes the most useless problem
Run the shittest ad slop
Use jewish meta enhancement slop on every creative
New hour = new campaign / ad set
Turn ads off by the minute
Go to Bali, more aura = more cash
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$200k profit month. Ready for Q4😉
btw I got codex to create a fake shopify dash that combined all of my stores revenue
Massive problem I keep seeing with business owners
They obsess over premium that nobody cares about
Becky, a single mum of 3 doesn't give a flying toss about your brand. She, and the whole UK market, just want the best value for their money
Why do founders not understand this?
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i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.
I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.
sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.
so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.
spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.
that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
To understand life, understand the philosophy of this “movie”. You weren’t made to just slave away and die.
Watched it & don’t get it? You’re an NPC, not ready to wake up. Freedom can be achieved if you dedicate yourself to it.
Isn’t it time you built a life you want to live?
I get paid decent money to play football yet I’ll never ever comment on the sport at the highest level, at least tactically
Winds me up seeing people who can’t walk up the stairs without being out of breath trying to give analysis
Some takes I’m seeing are genuinely despicable
















