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carissa explains nothing

@ceeszlo
 Miami, FL
Joined August 2016
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relax your eyes?
Dj Barbie D (@djbarbiedd) profile pictureDj Barbie D@djbarbiedd14 Sep 2024
I need Anotr nap
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Isaac@isaacturnersongNov 5
I just overturned Joe v Rogan
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hunter@3gpmhNov 4
something about being on a train it’s like oh yeah i was in love once
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chelsea obscura@halointheriverNov 4
I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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cig queen
@cigarettequeeenNov 4
they’re changing the circo loco lights to blue now
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Phillip@MajorPhilebrityNov 4
Chick Fil A now open Sundays for Drag Brunch
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just unclenched my jaw for first time in 13 years things are looking up
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time to spend the daylight fellas
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pop punk band called save the daylight
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charlie@BUNNlCULANov 2
everything, is made of tiny balls. called adams...
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this just in we successfully saved enough daylight back again in the spring !!!
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and for the lady how about a little bit of saved daylight?
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Liste@endlisteOct 31
I've been getting into bed lately
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girl you better open up a savings account with all that daylight
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save some daylight for the rest of us
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did anyone save me some daylight ?
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“did we do it? did we save the daylight?”
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i have no dog in this horse race
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 28
it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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lexie♡♡@lexycat2005Oct 23
they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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julia reinstein 🚡@juliareinsteinOct 23
and what about when Nathan Fielder goes through the Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel. What then
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