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celeste

@celestitty

books, zayn, professional hating

Joined June 2013
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They’re getting tired after concerts and calling it witchcraft
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sam@redsoxsam_6h
impossible… last-minute… power point presentation… that’s due in three weeks ??????
✦SugarCookie✦ (SHOP OPEN!) (@Cookiesart7) profile picture✦SugarCookie✦ (SHOP OPEN!)@Cookiesart7Nov 7
Professor just assigned an impossible last minute PowerPoint presentation that’s due in three weeks (class ends next month) and I’m deadass passing this class so well I’m just gonna skip this one fellas lowkey-
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
Monroe (@Monroe1659842) profile pictureMonroe
@Monroe1659842Nov 5
The ultimate Diet Coke roulette game! Pure suspense close calls and a massive carbonation explosion right to the face.
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Maybe don't start a match if you have things to do...?
stormvix (@Stormvixx) profile picturestormvix@StormvixxNov 7
Do people not realise this means you can be banned for taking your dog outside, going to get food or water, going to the bathroom, or if theres a medical emergency
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White people be like: this 3/10 animation on twitter made me commit suicide
Emil Tillions 🇪🇺⚣🖤🤍💜 (@EmilTillions) profile pictureEmil Tillions 🇪🇺⚣🖤🤍💜@EmilTillionsNov 7
Id be happy with this video removed from everywhere. It almost made me kill myself yesterday. I feel like it genuinely traumatized me. I can't get those cracking sounds out of my head
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📺 (@itboypercy) profile picture
📺@itboypercyNov 7
Girls grew up reading hardy boys and percy jackson and now are being told boys don't read coz there's not enough male protags. Be fr
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
@TheAtlanticNov 5
Young boys are being discouraged from getting into reading—and it’s because more books are missing one key element, @sophiah_n reports: theatlantic.com/culture/2026…
An Underrated Reason Boys Are Reading Less

An Underrated Reason Boys Are Reading Less

A lack of male protagonists is making it harder to get young readers into books.

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yoms@sukiiyomiNov 6
LMAOOOOO this is such a crazy threat, I just sat up straight!
bobby drake (@mr1ofnun) profile picturebobby drake@mr1ofnunNov 6
my new hire just blew me so bad her phone percentage will be at 100 when she leave today , I PROMISE
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“Help me provide for my pregnant wife, son and 5 dishwashers”
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🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱 (@Bug_Hall) profile picture🇻🇦Bug Hall🌱@Bug_HallNov 5
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

Donate to Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six, organized by Bug Hall-Barnett

It's now six years since I self-cancelled, and I have avoided doin… Bug Hall-Barnett needs your support for Helping the Hall-Barnetts Finish Before Baby Six

gofundme.com
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Dolly
@DOLLDILAH21h
if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
TUFF_LIFE (@hard_tuff) profile pictureTUFF_LIFE
@hard_tuffNov 7
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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Brayy@IBRAYKOLENov 7
Sexy has 3 kids with 3 different baby daddy’s & a lipstick named gonorrhea green who’s really the hoe
armani (@marnixample) profile picturearmani@marnixampleNov 7
Sexyy Red using Megan’s name as a synonym for being a hoe 😭😭 “Sorry i’m no Megan”
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HEEDlE@HeyheedieNov 6
“i hate how good of a person chris is” im the first in my bloodline to read this
diiito (@diiito455641) profile picturediiito@diiito455641Nov 6
"Welcome to My Show"🥴🥴🥴🥴 I hate how good of a person Chris is 😭😭he respects them old heads too much for my liking
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Cozyy (@Cozyvik) profile pictureCozyy
@CozyvikNov 5
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Not to defend a Kardashian, but this is why reading is fundamental bc she did in fact get what she purchased
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˙𐃷˙ molls (@venusiiaa) profile picture˙𐃷˙ molls@venusiiaaNov 6
£158 btw
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211@sosowhosewsNov 6
USPS tried to give me a heart attack but here is my interpretation of remaking Beyonces iconic top. Took me 18hrs of tears, confusion, and fun!
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) profile pictureDaily Wire
@realDailyWireNov 5
Evil. Jennifer Welch can’t control her laughter after reading a tweet that says, “We’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again.”
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And that's how it works, for every 1 disgusting woman there are 100 disgusting men. But they're only going to focus on the woman
Nicole (@humblenic0) profile pictureNicole
@humblenic0Nov 6
1000+ bodies at age 24 is CRAZY 😭💀
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Kay
@KaylarWillNov 5
If you broke up with your man please hey boo me and cancel my appt 😭
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what the fuck is a 90 day blackout and why is everyone on tiktok scared of it
cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) profile picturecold 🥑
@coldhealingNov 5
People are doing such interesting things inside their houses.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 6
An animated adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s ‘MIDNIGHT SUN’ is officially in development at Netflix, with a two-season order. The series will retell the events of ‘TWILIGHT’ from Edward Cullen’s perspective. (whats-on-netflix.com/news/mi…)
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