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Joined November 2009
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If you dey outside Nigeria and you wan mad, just come back Nigeria.
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Read this twice: Your next opportunity could come from someone silently watching your posts every day.
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You will think they are not seeing your posts, until you post "5k for 20 people" Fear human beings
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Replying to @MTN180
@MTN180 @MTNNG Itโ€™s been 3 weeks since I started complaining about MTN Fiber Network degradation between 8pm and 11pm. I have called repeatedly and spoken to different agents and supervisors, yet nothing has been done. Can I plead that this be look into.
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Replying to @MTNNG
@MTNNG my fibrex is still showing no internet access for almost 24hrs now. You guys should rectify this issue.
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Marrying someone who believes in God and actually Fear him is extremely important. ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Itโ€™s when you have the 30m to do business in Nigeria that you will understand why others are traveling out instead Sometimes itโ€™s easy to tweet.
I still donโ€™t understand why Nigerians will have 30m naira and use it to process visa to travel abroad just to start all over again, when you can use that 30m to start a good business in Nigeria and youโ€™ll be doing very fine.๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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One of the biggest illusions university sells is time. You assume life starts after graduation. It doesn't. Life has been happening all along.
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Severe flooding in southern China has released nearly 900 snakes from a breeding farm after heavy rains damaged the facility. Authorities have launched an emergency operation to capture the reptiles, warned residents to stay away from snakes, and increased antivenom supplies.
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Replying to @jon_d_doe
If you are dating a 35yr old man and you donโ€™t know where the both of you are heading to, you are the problemโ€ฆ your taste for men is the problemโ€ฆ At 35years, a man should be able to define things with crystal clarity, otherwise he is a boy at 35.
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โ€œAny society you see people in government doing better than entrepreneurs, then it is a failed country. Thatโ€™s why our country is not working.โ€ ~HE Peter Obi
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Someone is presently tracking a guy who posted a fake voice recording of the president. Meanwhile, the same energy can be Chanelled to tracking the ones posting videos of kidnapped children and children in Oyo state.
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No I didnโ€™t. I will when the children and the teachers that were kidnapped in Oyo state are released from captivity #bringbackourchildren
Good morning everyone, did you sleep well??
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If someone makes a post, its easier to track, but over 30 children have been kidnapped, including a 2 years old and 4 years yet the country is about to move on, no jokes as religious as the country is we are evil.
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The greatest tragedy of a nation is when evil and crime are normalised. Little children and school teachers have been kidnapped for over 14 days, with a teacher beheaded yet, we are living our lives as if these are normal occurrences. My soul bleeds ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Anyone that says government officials & their corporate associates can continue politicking & celebrating in social events while thousands of citizens including children & teachers are kidnapped, killed & posted online is cold-heartless & don't deserve any good thing in this life
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Was what is happening in Nigeria? Why are Christian massacred and children kidnapped. Do you know who he blamed- FOREIGNERS- Libyans(or Liberians) canโ€™t remember who he pointed to, but they irony gave me a chuckleโ€ฆ
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Seyi, your dad is a very big set back to Nigerians. Let me take you on security issues only. See your dadโ€™s tweet and keep your mouth shutโ€ฆ xitter.gq/officialabat/status/45โ€ฆ
On matters of security, the bulk stops at the President's table. Like in other countries, Jonathan is the Chief Security Officer.Stop Boko H
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"He has done nothing" is the most accidentally honest defense ever written๐Ÿ˜‚...... Sir you meant "he has done a LOT" but your fingers told the truth. Also calling hungry Nigerians "lazy" from your comfortable position is a special kind of audacity. The gas is โ‚ฆ2000/kg, go defend that Selah. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
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