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#1 happiness stan | 22 | eras 06.04

Joined December 2025
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Someone called her “Fetterwoman” 😭😭😭
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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pour les québécois chez #blackhawks
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Replying to @HilaKleinH3
@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️
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sending a few of you some halloween makeup!!! comment/repost this to enter 🔮 p.s. must be 18+ and based in the US!
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using words from the same root in different forms (polyptoton), using the same word in different meanings (antanaclasis), a double entendre, an oxymoron, and the chorus isn’t even over yet
What's the Taylor lyric that makes you go, "Wow, she really is the greatest songwriter of all time" every time you hear it?
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sorry but why do lame ass swifties hate this song it’s amazing
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evermore did #albumofthecentury
genuinely what warrented this reaction
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my fav albums each year of this decade: 2020: Folklore & Evermore 2021: Fearless TV & Red TV 2022: Midnights 2023: Speak Now TV & 1989 TV 2024: THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT 2025: The Life Of A Showgirl 2026: The Life Of A Showgirl: The Encore
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Replying to @monlitbouquet
Ariana's ponny tail 15cm Btslop penis all together 10cm
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Have Taylor direct movies Have Taylor coach the Chiefs Have Taylor write all songs Have Taylor teach English Have Taylor have a baking show She’s a genius at literally everything.
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🚨🚨🚨| @Starbucks has announced that if you take a screenshot of yourself streaming "Patient Zero", with the #encorebucks, you can get a FREE drink from Starbucks!!! Ends October 13, 2026
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EXAAAACTLYYYY
Oh Babylon, the hit you’re about to be…
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Oh Babylon, the hit you’re about to be…
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iced coffee is stopping gen z from getting jobs… welcome back avocado toast stopping millennials from affording housing
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half of the job listings are fake and jobs are screening resumes through AI and all the “entry level” jobs require years of work in their fields this isn’t a case of just “oh, gen z isn’t professional enough”. if you’re getting hired frankly you’re just very lucky at this point.
Our degrees are also pointless but millennials are better at getting those few jobs because we listen to and follow the very basic advice around getting jobs what are you not understanding
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“Free Palestine - don’t know why that’s so hard to say!” – Phoebe Bridgers at Night 1 of her Chicago show
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Macklemore’s net worth $25 million. Ed Sheeran’s net worth $400 million. Robert Kraft’s net worth $15 billion. Mackelmore’s charitable donation of $1 million = 4% of their net worth. Sheeran’s donation of $2 million = .5% of their net worth. Kraft’s donation of $2 million = .0013% of their net worth. Sheeran and Kraft should match Mackelmore’s percentage if they want to pretend to be good guys here. For Sheeran that’s $16 million For Kraft that’s $600 million
Macklemore got kicked off the tour, gave away his entire $1M paycheck, then dared the billionaire who got him kicked off to match it. Kraft put up $2 million.
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Stadium owners colluding to get @macklemore removed from the tour should be a reminder of how organized (and class conscious!) the ruling class is.
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