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Bro, this dude went out and accused Rey Mysterio of fucking his own mother, and the entire Mexican crowd started chanting "HE'S YOUR FATHER" lmfao
Sorry y'all, you're never convincing me AAA isn't the best show of the week.
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*MAGA collapsing in real-time*
Meanwhile, evening news in Cyprus:
the ultimate weeb ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป retweeted
Major incident in Glasgow now. Police everywhere. 100s of men fighting each other.
the ultimate weeb ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป retweeted
Reciรฉn casi chocamos con mi viejo a un pelotudo con el que cogi y hace poco descubrรญ que tenรญa mujer e hijos. Como empezรณ a putear a mi papรก, baje del auto y cuando me vio arrancรณ. Mi viejo cree que tiene un hijo mafioso y en realidad tiene un puto que se culeo a todo el barrioa
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JUST IN: ๐ธ๐ป๐ญ๐น El Salvador President Nayib Bukele pledges to wipe out Haiti's gangs.
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that ancient piece of pre-Kirk technology trying to transcribe the gigabytes
RT @ufc: BANTAMWEIGHTS BE ON WATCH ๐
Elijah Smith finds the IMPRESSIVE finish early in RD1!
[ LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ] xitter.gq/iokโฆ
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๐ฏ๐ต Japanese weather reporter Saya has trouble ending a weather report because she keeps laughing when she's supposed to be looking at the camera and smiling.
At the end she's finally able to do it despite still laughing. ๐
the ultimate weeb ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป retweeted
Bukele is proving to the world that the UN is beyond useless
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My mum and dad came to my comedy show the other night and all my subscribers told my parents about Justice Dankula, being racist and mysoginistic and all the other shit I get up to on here and my mum yelled at me about it all afterwards because you fuckers literally told on me.
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I love how they are utterly destroying the headcanon mystique of the Haitian gangs in just a week.
BREAKING:
More and more Salvadoran soldiers are now patrolling the streets in Haiti.
Bukeleโs troops have the Haitian gangs in retreat.
Via @infospartagesos



























