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sh☆z@certishaz26 Aug 2025

nhc it was a pleasure 🫶🏾🇯🇲

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fairs icl

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yo why are we hiding partiful guestlists

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they’ll stick a cyclist up your ass if you’re not careful

@BBCLondonNewsOct 26

Cyclists are continuing to ride along the newly pedestrianised section of Oxford Street, despite being asked to dismount. Around seven security staff have been stationed near Oxford Circus, calling out to cyclists to get off their bikes, with mixed success. More on this story ➡️ bbc.in/3W32bbT #OxfordStreet #London #Cycling #Pedestrianisation

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sh☆z@certishazOct 25

he genuinely looks scary omg. zoolander drawn from memory

@MissPosEmiliaOct 25

A WHOLE MESS!!!😭😭😭 Jana is somewhere laughing her ass off because she really dodged a massive bull£t! Why does he look like he just stepped out of a mortuary embalming room??😭😭🤣

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tyla ✶ iconic

@tylaiconicOct 24

tyla is simply that girl. 🦋💚

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sh☆z@certishazOct 25

incredible

@adaenechiOct 24

SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry

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sh☆z@certishazOct 23

so north rly just wake up every day and install that blue wig?

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sh☆z@certishazOct 23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kawhi L@KawhiLenzOct 22

An old white man was tryna cross the road on Rye Lane, not at a crossing. Moving slowly. Bus was travelling fast like it was gonna hit him so I went to help him and signalled to the driver to slow down. The man said I can see the bus, get your dirty black hands off me

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sh☆z@certishazOct 22

like please.

nilo@polyesterhagOct 22

“The name’s Bond. James Bond.”

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Petty L'Belle ☾@xoJoyBelleoxOct 22

Her music is FULL of affirmations. Consistently repeating her lyrics like I wrote that shit myself does something amazing to my brain!

my fault og@SmokeThatPiph_Oct 20

Megan makes me wanna be the baddest bitch I can possibly be!!!! Like ugh

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sh☆z@certishazOct 22

hi

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sh☆z@certishazOct 22

i think if i was pregnant id fully act like this in public for 9 months

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@dojacloudsOct 22

she’s so clean with it omfg

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sh☆z@certishazOct 21

latto seem like the straightest woman ever but i felt her question herself for a sec here

Doja HQ@DojaHQsOct 21

Doja Cat & Latto performing “Okayyy” tonight at Golden 1 Center in Sacramento. #TourMaVie

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sh☆z@certishazOct 21

muting “glee”

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sh☆z@certishazOct 21

i will get sexier inshallah

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sh☆z@certishazOct 21

we need to get that ant guy on instagram reels to do something

Night Sky Today

@NightSkyTodayOct 20

🚨: Fireflies are disappearing so fast that scientists think we are the last generation to see them.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

While firefly populations face threats and some species are at risk of extinction, experts say we are not the last generation to see fireflies. xerces.org/blog/are-firef… site.extension.uga.edu/dekalb/2025/07… factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.67…

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DOECHII CATWOMAN | SWAMP SESSIONS OUT NOW 🚨

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@theestallionOct 20

THIN ICE #TINATUESDAY FREESTYLE OUT NOW ON MY YOUTUBE ❄️💎🧊 youtu.be/9ofUM-_3uQ4

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blue blur blooper@s0nicbuthumanOct 20

#celibacyjourney #abstinence #neverfuckedwayne #neverfuckeddrake

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