christian

Happy friyay (the 13th)

I’ve never been There but I know it’s there because I can taste it

I can make it look easy

I misunderstand the words coming from my own mouth just as much as you do

Sir, the candy supplies are dry

You don’t die you just decay Your life never end it just divides

Mfw no work today

I actually don’t mind all of this buttoning and unbuttoning it’s kind of fun

Oh okay

Let me talk to the storm god

We live our lives as if they were some form of punishment. What did your face look like before you were born?

Once we clean all of this filth and grime off of him, he won’t be able to hide the fact that he’s an ancient river spirit

All I can do is throw my head back and smile all big

Whatever makes the world go round? None of my damn business

I’m a wizard by training, and a dirty vagabond by necessity and circumstance

I call upon the sly spirit of the fox to channel my wile to maximum

Happy friyay

Now is a good time to start getting your whiskers ready for winter