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trader / founder / researcher / milkshake drinker

Joined August 2017
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me when i show the wife my memecoin graveyard
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trend is your friend (fries in the bag, pal) bitcoin:native
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i want yall to know from someone who has made millions and lost it all 3 times you CAN always make it back if you never give up and learn from your mistakes
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men want one thing and its disgusting
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Touched the yearly wet ahh pusey and ancient japanese rice futures trading magic, mercury gatorade ending and my balls hurt This gotta be close to el bottom $BTC
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crypto bros' risk tolerance visualised
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Work so hard so that the CCP sends their best
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overleveraged and thriving gm
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BREAKING: US M2 money supply jumped +$113 billion in August, to a record $23.41 trillion. YoY, M2 grew +5.7%, its largest YoY increase since May 2022. This also marks the 3rd consecutive month of accelerating growth. So far in 2026, M2 has risen by an average of +$136 billion per month. This is 89% above the average monthly growth of +$72 billion recorded throughout 2025. US money creation is gaining momentum.
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jensen huang's dick not giving a fuck as it risked his marriage and half of his fortune
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if Jensen's wife gets 1/2 she owns $75.7b of NVDA, about 3.5 days of volume (10% max impact probably in current market if you went high urgency) but it doesn't hit until t+6 months with California divorce and money is in trusts so unwind would be slow. $235b of buyback auth by 2028 easily absorbs the sale bigger issue is if the woman is a CCP spy and he took actions against US national security interests
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wait, his asian sidepiece also had this last name? lmaoooo
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, is launching an investigation into reports that Jensen Huang had a “romantic relationship” with a Chinese spy. In a message to employees, Huang acknowledged being “unfaithful” to his wife. He also took full responsibility and pledged to rebuild trust.
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this will radicalize a man in ways he never thought possible
a Latin woman called me “papi” yesterday and I can tell you with certainty that it is a life-changing experience
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plumbers in control gm sunday morning
Gm! Big day for you today @PercolatorTrade @0xSquid_Sol @SuperteamCAN @dcc_crypto. First massive thread and a website exposing everything you said solana:8PzFWyLpCVEmbZmVJcaRTU5r69XKJx1rd7YGpWvnpump was going to be. Don't worry, your tweets about the token were screenshot before you deleted. Oh... And lets also prove the team unloaded their own tokens before rugging everyone else. (Oopsie!!!) You guys aren't going to raise a dime through @MetaDAOProject. I hope you understand this is just an appetizer. It's going to get much much worse.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Just turn off all the data centers for a day. Then lets vote on how much we need data centers.
JUST IN: 56% of voters say AI & data centers were a major or crucial factor in their midterm vote for Congress.
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dems after they fill their longs and become data center friendly in january
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It's time to buy AI stocks now that there is blood in the streets from forced sellers. Majors down 50-60% they will mean revert
INTEL: Multiple hedge funds reportedly facing heavy losses, investor withdrawals, and fund closures this week Named in the shakeout: - Axebrook - Walleye Capital ($17B) - worst month since Mar 2020 (-5.9% Oct); cutting equity L/S leadership + teams; returning capital; leaning into Vol + Quant - Engineers Gate - Lone Pine - Millennium internal pods - Verition pods - Samlyn Crowded AI + leverage is eating the multi-strats.
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ride that anti communist wave, $SOL bros higher
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China's Central Bank launches investigation into Solana $SOL over cryptocurrency advertising in Shanghai.
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