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This by the way, was about me ๐ญ
I had an investor meeting at Moonshot. The guy flew in late on Tuesday so he couldnโt come to my office as originally planned, so we say we go link up for moonshot.
When I reach, we first use like 30 minutes find each other. The guy don climb stairs tire. Network no good, everybody was stressed. We canโt reschedule, this was one of his main meetings coming to Lagos. I took a picture near one signage and waited. Eventually sha, we found each other.
Na so we start to talk, I dey deliver my pitch while dropping some side comments to keep the conversation active.
My guy yawn the first time, e try stifle am. I ignore.
Second yawn, big yawn
I was like fuckkk, kilowa fe shele bayii ๐ญ
Replying to @codedbruhh
Yes. Spot on ๐ฏ
Your painful experiences with women are meant to reduce with time. The assumption being that you are learning from every bad experience. Improving your pattern recognition.
If your tone is still the same after each and every experience until you devolve into the famous โfear womenโ lingua, then you are nothing but a simple-minded buffoon.
โIโd gladly dateโ
first of all imagine giving a fuck if whether or not a woman will date you. i tell people most women view themselves as judges and expect satisfactory performance or auditioning from the world. and youโd be doing yourself a great disservice being part of the performers or audience.
zero ROI
Iโd gladly date a 9โ5er over a self-employed man with no concrete plan beyond luck and vibes.
Some men want the remote-worker title so badly, but thereโs no actual business, no steady income, no strategy. Just motivational quotes and gym sessions to distract themselves from hunger.
Today, youโre chasing AI skills. Tomorrow, youโre starting a mini jersey business. Next tomorrow, youโve discovered another talent. No direction, no consistency, no income. Just one new ambition every three business days.
Carry your certificate and go and find work, abeg. Even your destiny is tired of all these career changes.
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Which is why I am an advocate for men leaving.
Your low effort girlfriend isn't suddenly going to wake up tomorrow a changed person.
There's someone out there for you, and it's not her.๐ซต๐พ
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The first iPhone prototype had a plastic screen. Keys in Jobs pocket kept scratching it and he went beserk.
So, Jobs asked Corning to make Gorilla Glass for iPhone. Corning CEO said timeline was impossible. Job told him, โDonโt be afraid, get your mind around it. You can do it.โ
banger
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homem de ambiรงรตes intelectuais descobre que ele nรฃo รฉ um gรชnio incompreendido, mas sim um sujeito mediano que desenvolveu vocabulรกrio suficiente para tornar a prรณpria mediocridade menos evidente
this is one of the reasons why I feel like I could be a great actor. Iโve been described with many stereotypes: nerd, tout, yahoo boy, drug addict, quiet, loud, etc. it used to bother me initially until I realized that it could actually be a good thing because I can easily become anyone.
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โYou pay for pussyโ
When it looks like this am I not supposed to?
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"Hear me out" is for people you find attractive that most people of your sexual orientation would not - an "unpopular would." Someone who's hot but a sociopath is an "I could fix her."
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It exists, but the crown rotates so everyone can bear the weight leadership. Richard Rohr in his book, โFalling Upwardโ noted less men are going to church because they hate sitting down to be lectured thatโs why in most counsel of elders, men sit in a circle & contribute equally.






































