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So vain I think everybody wearing sunglasses is looking at me

What could it mean that the bus drivers don’t wave at each other anymore

this is just a sausage patty daug

Leaving a dead fly on my windowsill as a message for the others

I highly recommend being unconcerned and unbothered 👍

I think my greatest skill is treating people I hate with the graciousness I reserve for people I love

Against Everything, Mark Greif

K. Ci and the Jojo Band

Now they’ve outlawed pennies, when do we figure out the government is somehow collecting the cents lost after rounding a la The Plague in Hackers (1995)

Titty sweat Rorschach test season

Bitch WHO THE FUCK decided the de facto sound of an approaching electric vehicle should be the approximation of an angel alighting to deliver some kinda holy mission

Just laughed a laugh I never laughed before and embarrassed myself

Magoo walked so Carti could run

I’ll just preorder and read the whole thing when it comes out THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Just saw a guy with fuckin’ dumper on him walking down the street like he knows he has a fat ass

we’re erasing physicality and there’s something be said for both the brain-to-hand connection but the meditative time spent practicing and letting ideas foment and turn over in your mind..

Speedskating would be a lot cooler if it was just giving skateboarders meth

Shih-Tzus… don’t see ‘em much anymore

Powerless against a pup that just wants LOVE

Always make the mistake of thinking the bus window’s telling me the truth about my reflection