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Save the drama for your Mama(rdashvili)!! #YNWA !!

If @ManUtd fire Michael Carrick, will they bring in Michael Carrick as interim manager?

On top of the 15 yards for "simulating using the restroom", they should have penalized @ColinSimmons_ an additional 15 yards for failing to "simulate washing his hands" afterwards.. #HookEm @TexasFootball

Last week, @TexasFootball broke the #CruzCurse . Not wanting to be outdone by their big brother, @AggieFootball today decided they would steal the spotlight back by introducing the world to the #HegsethHex

"@FIFAcom Math". .... A football Haiku Balogun saw red Where did his suspension go? Add it to Quansah's!

My prediction for all the things @NZ_Football will experience at this year's #WorldCup

Absolutely embarrassing #WorldCup for Australia so far .. nothing to do with their on-pitch performances, but all the fan beer-drinking news stories are coming from the Scots in Boston and the English in Dallas #WeakTea #ComeOnMate Not #FairDinkum

SGA flops more than Neymar #GoSpursGo

#MerseysideDerby observation: When Klopp was manager, it felt like @LFC won games like this because he was there. With Slot, it feels like we win them despite him being there.

Was channel surfing late this afternoon, landed on some boring movie called #ArtemisII .. Looked like it was from 2002.. No character development, CGI was shit, plot line dragged and dragged #Boring #UpYourGameHollywood !

BREAKING!! Justin Herbert has just entered the #TransferPortal @chargers

BREAKING! Jason Day has just fired the guy calling @OhioStateFB 's plays at halftime of the #GoodyearCottonBowl

Who will win the #Heisman in 2026? #HookEm

The fact that one single person won the $1.8B #Powerball drawing and it wasn't me has kind of soured me on the whole lottery thing....

Anybody else notice how Jordan Binnington just stuffed Pasta 's 400th career goal puck into his shorts? #LetsGoBs @jordambinnington

Hey @HEB , why do you stock all your sparkling waters in all your stores sideways? Why do you force your customers to use 2 hands to pull out a carton instead of providing easy access to the perforated finger grip? You do (almost) everything else so well ..

Scott Parker's strategy and formation working perfectly for @ManCity today ... #ARSMCI

Who let this guy into the #GreetersGuild ? @TroyHawke @espn #GetUp

Hockey: Gordie Howe Hat Trick Goal, Assist & 5 min fighting penalty Soccer: Luis Suarez Hat Trick Bite an opponent, Spit on an opponent, Use a racial epithet against an opponent

Lots of huge transactions all over European football leading up to today's #DeadlineDay , but the clear winner of this transfer window has got be Bayer Leverkusen espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…