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It’s Poboy Tour JazzFest 26! Starting off with Crabby Jacks hit alligator sausage w pimento cheese. It fuuuuucks. 10/10.

Absolutely gooning to CNN right now.

Man, the Monday after descending into Dante’s Inferno is really not a great Monday.

Ball don’t lie. Night 2

Ladies and gents: widespread motherfucking panic.

If it ain’t filled with Reese’s peanut butter or illegal to cross state lines with, I don’t need it. Panic Nolaween starts now.

Honestly I’ve never even enjoyed football. You won’t catch me letting it affect my day.

Sploosh

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I’m officially “the youths are fucking dumb” years old, because buddy I’m here to tell you these youths are fucking dumb. (Rare work tweet)

At one point tonight I was watching Georgia and Alabama lose while Jojo played Ride Me High on the banks of the Mississippi in 68 degree, sunny skies with a hot dog in my dominant hand.

Got to see Galactic do Tallboy w Jojo and Sonny. October in New Orleans just rules.

Interview: Are you good under pressure? I saw What’s the Use on GA vs AL weekend in Alabama. 🎿

What a great day of college football and driving to phish.

If you are in the cone of uncertainty, today is the day to text your dealer.

MY FUCKING DUDES

E-drum fishman is so fun.

So the Metallica Sphere videos look great, but I could not imagine sitting down at that show. What the fuck?

Is there a strip mall hair salon called Hairbnb yet?