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The Chaser Annual 2026 is now available for pre-order, the perfect book for anyone who can't afford to give a plane as a gift. chasershop.com/products/the-…
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"It really feels like you're in a car with a family saying they love you," said Elon Musk
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“In this last season, Emily fully embraces what it means to be a young person in France,” said Netflix.
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Remember the year with the best stories from The Chaser and The Shovel! chasershop.com/products/the-…
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"People want to see politics done differently, that's why instead of shredding reports like other parties, we recycle them," said a Greens spokesperson
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Old mate is always on some bullshit. Keep up with The Chaser by subscribing to our free newsletter: chaser.com.au/weakly
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Many assumed they had already been deported due to their absence in polling results.
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From the archives because people talking about it like its really hard not to do is depressingly relevant again. chaser.com.au/general-news/l…
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"Silly me, how could I not realise that the victims here are men living in fear of women talking about genuine fears"
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"We hope women know we take their safety seriously. It's a top priority, just below protecting the reputation of ourselves and our male students," said a representative for Cornell.
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"As I said to the help while they cleaned my mansion, we all need to be ready to make sacrifices,” said the RBA boss.
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A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back.
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"The songs were all clear goals," said commentator Bazza, "but also the efficiency of the quick outfit changes, the hand-off to G Flip and her ability to take to the sky.. it was generational stuff." chaser.com.au/sport/kylie-wi…
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The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well.
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"It's not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me."
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“Every picture of him and Mamdani, you can tell Trump is in love, but with me, it’s like a celebrity meet and greet" said PM Albanese crying into a tub of ice cream. Full story here: chaser.com.au/general-news/a…
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