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Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
This country is so fucking cooked.
•A Chinese spy sleeping with a tech exec.
•Microsoft going down.
•Ships crashing in New Orleans.
•A shooting in DC.
•A convicted felon and child rapist in the White House.
Now the FAA is grounding flights?
And let’s not forget DOGE. They dismantled critical govt capacity and exposed this country to risks we haven’t even begun to understand.
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
So, they hired the guy from the Real World to oversee the FAA and then let Elon Musk gut funding to critical infrastructure which, supposedly, helps our government and by extension, our country, operate on a day to day basis.
Good job, America.
Pan seared Sablefish with Tuscan bean ragu
Short rib tortellini with Gorgonzola veal Demi and wild mushrooms
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Running behind grabbed a hot pocket, while Driving, I choked on breakfast. Think that may have been a little longer than I thought, I have an oxygen deprivation hangover, After the adrenaline rush wore off. I feel like shit. Almost the first Friday the 13th casualty
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Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
If you think the Microsoft Outlook outage is pretty normal, you are definitely very wrong.
Read this carefully
Most people have no idea what’s coming…
No hackers caused the Microsoft 365 collapse.
Microsoft’s own automated health-check system glitched and started killing healthy servers.
That triggered a global chain-reaction crash across 450 million commercial seats.
For over 9 hours, their emergency fixes failed as rebooted servers died the second traffic returned.
Telehealth clinics, payrolls, and government offices froze overnight.
Even OpenAI and Anthropic workplace AI tools went dark at the exact same time.
Now look at what’s coming next.
Autonomous AI agents are being wired directly into banking, power grids, and global supply chains.
All running on the same 3 centralized cloud monopolies.
When an automated script malfunctions next time, it won't just delay your emails.
It will freeze payment networks, lock hospitals out of patient data, and halt deliveries in seconds.
We handed critical infrastructure to self-running cloud systems with zero human-speed fail safes.
Yesterday wasn't a tech glitch.
It was a preview.
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
What a fucking disgrace to the military, if you even served at all. You literally support a guy who raped little girls and insults the military at every turn. But please do keep supporting the people who don't give a single solitary fuck about you! 😂😂😂😂
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
Let me get this straight... you are "sorry," but:
1) Republicans fault
2) Process explain
3) Ignore you had 24 hour warning.
Stop talking. Say you fucked up. Stop with the excuses. Or RESIGN
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
Did you know Chuck Schumer's daughter is a tech lobbyist? As Chuck tries to keep control of his leadership, his daughter a registered lobbyist who is fighting against Zohran Mamdani's efforts in NYC.
Many people are wondering...
Who is Jessica Schumer?
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.
You want to know what insults Jesus?
Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.
Chef Bruce 🇺🇸🌊 retweeted
Stop saying Hakeem Jeffries is incompetent. He knows what he's doing.
HE'S A TRAITOR.
He works for another country.
