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C H E L B! 🌭

@chelbb_

idiot | Fractional Social Strat Director behind your fav brands | Music Tech/CPG advisor @ciphermusic_ @zestyz_official | Not actually Italian

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Joined October 2010
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I know it’s a bad habit but it’s something to take the edge off
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yeah!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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Andrew Nadeau
@TheAndrewNadeauOct 29
[working as a realtor on sesame street] there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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one in a krillion@100geckozOct 29
“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Christina Garnett@ThatChristinaGOct 28
I love that brands like Prada, Anthropologie, and Hermes are leaning heavily into craft for their campaigns. There is nothing more luxurious than enjoying slow, meticulous, and beautiful work in a world that wants fast and cheap.
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[beyonce voice] How I’ve missed you my love
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C H E L B! 🌭 (@chelbb_) profile pictureC H E L B! 🌭@chelbb_Oct 23
Left my AirPods at my parents house on long island
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Eric Lach@ericlachOct 27
We’ll pay for this
New York Metro Weather (@nymetrowx) profile pictureNew York Metro Weather@nymetrowxOct 27
Today is the ninth consecutive day with a weather rating of 8/10 or higher in NYC, the longest such streak since we began issuing weather ratings in 2021.
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Bebos Shenanigans@yearnerduckOct 26
flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Jesus dresses as god in Bible for Halloween
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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Perhaps we should hang a banner about this one too
Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) profile pictureMike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 27
NY Rangers lost about $30.5 million during 2026 fiscal year and $23.3 mil in 2025, according to MSG Rangers' SEC filing. Rangers had $26.8 mill in profits in 2024. Company says "We are likely not to be profitable in the near term unless the Rangers make an extended playoff run."
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Love and light I simply don’t get it 🫶
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erin🪩@wallowsgardenOct 26
elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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Greg Kaplan@BlueshirtsBreakOct 26
Wildly unimpressed with the 38yo goalie who was unemployed three weeks ago lemme tell ya.
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The crazy thing is that someone has to lose this game
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The pissing me off factory operating at full steam
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Sam Austen
@booktycoonOct 26
Generic saltine packaging has no business being this good
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averyluna333
@lucky_chairOct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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Slutzy Putzy@putzisbackbabyOct 24
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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DJ Bean
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Thank you Alexis Lafrenière
C H E L B! 🌭 (@chelbb_) profile pictureC H E L B! 🌭@chelbb_Oct 25
Thank you will cuylle
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Thank you will cuylle
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Okay
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