Chelsea Renner

Do you enjoy doing a full face of makeup at 3 am but you’re in a different time zone so it feels like 1 am? Have I got the joB FOR YOU. – at SeaTac, WA

If you enjoy staying at hotels you are 100% an idiot. – at Bloomington, MN

Flight attendant jokes during the safety demo are painful 9 out of 10 times. #UnlikeBillClintonYouHaveToInhale – at Portland, OR

Good morning ❄️ – at Juneau, AK

My favorite graffiti in Portland consists of only the words “lol” and “pubes”. #StreetArt

MAN, people (old people) who listen to videos with their volume on full blast in public...WHAT are you doin??

I’m SO for this being a time where victims feel empowered to come forward. But ~damn~ I’d be lying if I said the Jesse Lacey story didn’t bum me out.

This is my life you guys. xitter.gq/travelleisure/status/9…

The one man missing his front teeth just had to ask “you always look so beautiful?” Why me lol. Just sit in your seat and be quiet.

Things I see at the airport: old people with headphones on that aren’t plugged in all the way and their videos turned up all the way. 🤦‍♀️

You know you’re in Texas when your shuttle driver starts talking politics and guns. 😒 pls stop.

Next week I’m making Daniel take me to St. Helens, OR where Halloweentown was filmed and the town throws a fest the whole month of October 🕷

The one time I forget my headphones somebody decides they need to play a flute in the airport.

I will watch this for 5 mins straight and laugh the whole time every time. xitter.gq/tbhjuststop/status/906…

Can't wait to be in Colorado with @Baadash in a couple weeks doin the nature hangs 😎🏕

Last night I saw the northern lights on my way back to Anchorage. Bucket list ✔️

Daniel and I just signed a lease for an amazing apartment in an awesome area of Portland. Life is good 👌😭