Forklift Pimp

Scope it youtube.com/playlist?list=OL…

Going to shows as a 32 year old: There needs to be a 21-26 section.

What a year

There’s nothing quite like the feeling like when you fucking nail a parallel park.

Imagine if Kris Crummett did Cycles tho 🤔

But like also TCF is way more cohesive, but Cycles just has the gosh darn jammers.

TCF is still good af tho and you’re an idiot if you didn’t get it 🤗

Ok. Just got done listening to Cycles and The Concrete Flower back to back. And y’all are right, Cycles is better. 😔

*orders basket of fries at bar* *wonders why hasn’t made friends in new city after a year*

Me and @CelestialCorpse have been texting back and forth about gear for the last like three hours and it’s honestly sick.

I think I’ve welcomed the “coming of age” I’ve been dreading by answering a call from work while in bed, and on vacation.

In case n e of u guys were wondering if I wanted to fucking fight.

Yo what's up I'm 31 and still semi-regularly fuck with Top Ramen.

Just got back to Portland and my uber driver was listening to the Twin Peaks soundtrack. Good to be home.

Toledo, swing by the attic for a quick hi and by tonight 🙃

I'm confusing I think I just got a promotion but not sure?

I'm watching Twin Peaks and well... it's, ok. I'm enjoying these kool ranch kale chips by @RhythmSuperfood exponentially more.

😌/😢

2017: I own a fan with a fucking remote. What the fuck.

I just went to a bar with my supervisor after work. Yes it's 11:20 am and idk.