Kuching, Sarawak
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Why do people catfish on football twitter like what are you trying to get out of these people
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🚨🚨🚨 TÜRKİYE’DE SAPIK BİR FUTBOL TAKIMI VAR..!!!
💬 Bir takımdaki ünlü evli bir futbolcuya, bir takım arkadaşının çekici vücutlu hafif meşrep “karısı” sekx mesajları atıyor.
😡 Mesaj atılan adamın eşi çıldırıyor zaten böyle dövmeli mövmeli bir ruh hastasıymış zor sakinleştiriyorlar.
🫎 Mesaj atan oynak karının gavat kocasına durumu söylüyorlar o da “Hey bro ne var ki bunda biz açık ilişki yaşıyoruz istersen ben de senin hatunu s*keyim hahaha!” diyince ünlü futbolcu çıldırıyor ve top oynamayı bırakıyor.
🌈 Ayrıca takımdaki yabancı forvet ile Türk stoper gaysexs aşkı yaşıyorlar.
🧯İkisi de kağıt üstünde evli ve bebekleri var ama karılarının yüzünü asla göstermiyorlar çünkü tüp hamilelik taşıyıcı döllük bayanlara yaptırmışlar.
🍑 Genelde forvet olan pasif oluyor çok şükür ki bizim stoper aktif oluyor ve “S*kilen gay olur oğlum s*ken gay olmaz s*kenin vasfı değişmez.” diyerek kendini savunuyor.
🤮 Takımdaki herkes bunları biliyor.
💦 Ayrıca yabancı bir sol bek ve ilgiorospusu Türk kanat her hafta ünlü bir fuhuşhane’de escortlarla orgy düzenliyor.
🐒 Takımın iğrenç sapık kokainman hocası bile oraya katılıyor, bazen evli kaleci de karısını orada aldatıyor.
🍆 Yabancı sol bek, Türk influencer kızlarımıza DMden para önererek sekx teklif ediyor hatta bir tane aşırı sexsy kızımız bu oçtan bıkıp geçen ay Bali’ye kaçtı.
👼🏿 Takıma yeni gelen U23 yabancı topçular bu iğrenç düzene ayak uyduramayıp şok oluyorlar.
💍 Evli ve ahlaklı oyuncular genelde mutsuz ve dışlanıyorlar.
🥀 Çok üzücü…
zhaisan retweeted
Lineups leaking
Dressing room interactions leaking
Players going at each other on the field
Body language on the pitch also isn't good
What exactly is happening
Noises coming from the #ManCity dressing room suggest Elliot Anderson is effectively being asked to operate as both a No6 and No8 when picked as the deepest midfielder, to join play high up the pitch.
That also relies on somebody covering. That somebody does not exist in this current setup, Enzo Fernandez always too high and wide elsewhere. When they lose duels as happened at the City Ground, @ManCity are not stable enough to recover.
Club analysts have sat with Anderson to go over video clips on how best to follow these instructions to the benefit of the team.
Read the full analysis from @Jack_Gaughan. ⤵️
dailymail.com/sport/football…
Ordered kfc while my family was asleep and when it arrived literally everyone in this house woke up and spawncamped at the dining table
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zhaisan retweeted
You're not even a part of this community. This is not Chelsea where we'll praise your fave for subpar performances because we lack options.
zhaisan retweeted
No manager should EVER go into a press conference and say that certain players are undroppable (like for instance Donnarumma). No one DESERVES anything. They’ll have to FIGHT for it. Every day. In training. In games. Baffling statement by Maresca.
zhaisan retweeted
Pep, in his worst-ever season, lost lots of games, yes, and we knew the reasons, okay:
1) We had no Rodri, ruled out with an ACL
2) An ageing, less physical, less athletic midfield (Gündogan, Bernardo, Kovačić, an injury-prone KDB)
3) Injuries, with every player taking turns to be ruled out.
He didn't have what he wanted.
Maresca has sabotaged us three games in a row because of his choices and his poor grasp of simple things. He has everything at his disposal, everything he wanted to have a good season.
1) He has a DM we bought for £85m that he's not playing
2) He wanted Enzo F, and we bought him for £125m
3) He has full-backs, he has CBs, and only one player is out injured (Semenyo)
He has everything a coach could ever want. He's not making it work because he's not a good manager. He's proven that. Over to the board now.
