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I would use my last breath to say some slick shit and thatβs my problem.
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Watching your firstborn grow up is bittersweetπ€π
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Thereβs a sleep in me that hasnβt been slept yet but Iβm a mom so I know Iβll never sleep that sleep.
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Treat your kids with so much love that if someone mistreats them, they will know immediately.
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A soft relationship with nasty chemistry. Thatβs it.
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My Twitter friends can have my IG but my IG friends canβt have my twitter does that make sense ??
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when someone asks me what iβm thinking and i have to choose which layer of insanity to disclose
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But who started this LIE that breastfeeding will make you lose weight?!
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When my baby sees me and instantly smiles, I feel like the best mama in the world.
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Only breastfeeding mothers understand that you have to pick your outfits based off of how easy you can pop your tittie out.
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at least whatever's wrong with me made me a really funny coworker
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C also for Cute. Because me was a cute and adorable little baby monster.

















