@chesometer

the optimistic canes fan in your replies • UNC alum • 37 enjoyer • Wizard101 player • he/him

 Durham, NC
Joined July 2020
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Noted goaltender, Jesperi Kotkaniemi
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RMNB
@rmnbOct 26
like a true blogger: bad lighting, kinda looks like a vampire, might be working in mom's basement
Ches@chesometerOct 26
TULSKY BIG DOGG’D SONNY MEHTA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 THAT’S MY GOAT RIGHT THERE #CarolinaCulture
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they doing Winnipeg vs. Hoboken discourse over on Devil’s twitter
The Bratt Pack (A)
@TheBrattPack63Oct 23
“He has to go to Newark NJ 🤮” You realize all of the players live in Hoboken, Jersey City, and NYC suburbs that are some of the best places in the world to live right? Like 10/10 players would choose this area to “Winnipeg” Canadians salty as hell lmao
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Will Smith is woke because he bakes and Macklin Celebrini is liberal because his dad works with black people. You heard it here first folks. Spread the word.
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Duke Football
@DukeFOOTBALLOct 17
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Digger is a good example of how reception affects perception, because the message "art can't speak truth to power" coming from a two-time Oscar-winning director and the most famous movie star ever only feels subversive when their movie turns out to be the biggest flop of all time
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I'm gonna be so annoying in like 10 years about having seen Digger in theaters
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Nick@nickbutnotOct 15
FUS/Nadeau NHL minutes on Saturday
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How soon are we talking kings of the Metro?
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svech wasn’t gonna let ovechkin have shit. write that down.
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The collab you didn't know you needed. Shout out former manager, and current @Canes employee Mallory Wilmoth, for bringing the Cup through Chapel Hill today ‼️
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The key to unlocking Sebastian Aho and Andrei Svechnikov’s elite level of play is Will Carrier, like we all predicted
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We've won more games in Philly in the last nine days than the Flyers, Eagles, and Phillies combined this month.
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Best offense in the league without Jarvis 😳😳
JFresh
@JFreshHockeyOct 11
5v5 xGoals For - October 11 hockeystats.com/dashboards/s…
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jesperi kotkaniemi has more points than brady tkachuk.. #TimeToStartAConversation
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Kazer@KazerTronOct 10
Johnny in the alternate universes
Observer@JeanTheMachine0Oct 9
Steel Gem Run
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Jo@puckdropOct 10
Jordan Martinooks food review TikTok account is great but the funniest thing about it really is that he just forces all his teammates to participate
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What does it even do bro
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🎩👏 (Courtesy: @NHLPR)
A graphic reading "Logan Stankoven scored the NHL's 15th natural hat trick on record involving an even-strength, power play, and shorthanded goal. The only other player with one over the last five seasons is Bo Horvat (Oct. 16, 2025)."

ALT A graphic reading "Logan Stankoven scored the NHL's 15th natural hat trick on record involving an even-strength, power play, and shorthanded goal. The only other player with one over the last five seasons is Bo Horvat (Oct. 16, 2025)."

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