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John Sebastián Vernón

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Once again, I'm posting this. Seen BBC and Sky subtly pushing the narrative
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"fully re-evaluate their season so far" lads, we're in the relegation zone with 1 win in 10 and zero clean sheets
Danyal Khan (@DanyalHKhan) profile pictureDanyal Khan
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Manchester United’s bosses not rushing into a decision over Michael Carrick’s future after their 4-4 draw with Aston Villa. @SkySportsNews understands the #mufc hierarchy planning to fully re-evaluate their season so far and will assess their options during the international break. Carrick and his staff are due back at Carrington on Tuesday. w/ @RobDorsettSky
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Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.
Ilana Stern (@Ilana_Stern) profile pictureIlana Stern@Ilana_Stern12 Dec 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk just got booed like I’ve never heard before on stage with @davechapelle and @chrisrock. He couldn’t get a word in, the crowd booed for 10 minutes. Not favored on his home turf. He looked stunned, must not get enough feedback IRL.
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Trump: “In theory I go to heaven. I don’t want to go to hell.”
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The Board:
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Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 (@alex_crook) profile pictureAlex Crook ⚽️🎙@alex_crook8h
All calm at Carrington this morning and likelihood at this stage is that Michael Carrick continues as #MUFC manager but his future remains uncertain as board planned to assess it during the international break having considered a change after Bournemouth. More on @talkSPORT
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Per Bloomberg, NVIDIA is investigating Jensen Huang’s targeting by Chinese intelligence, he’ll remain as CEO during. Jensen admits to the affair. “I was unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did.”
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Ed Zitron (@edzitron) profile pictureEd Zitron
@edzitronNov 8
The question is whether Jensen Huang is made to resign. Probably not right? Depends how he reacts to this. He oddly enjoys doing the press, he won’t be able to stay away from the microphone and he’s going to blow a gasket when asked about Alice.
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Kobbie Mainoo vs Aston Villa
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Blue hair and pronouns jokes in 2026. Oh this movement is washed
Orla Joelsen (@OJoelsen) profile pictureOrla Joelsen
@OJoelsenNov 8
USA, this is your president. It must be deeply embarrassing to have a president who behaves like this and represents your country on the world stage.
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@SkySportsPLNov 8
"I don't feel happy" ❌ Despite scoring a late equaliser for Manchester United, Patrick Dorgu says he is disappointed
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@StatmanDaveNov 8
Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Aston Villa: 91% pass accuracy 83 touches 21 line-breaking passes (!!!) 20 carries 15 defensive contributions 11 duels contested 10 passes into the final third 8 duels won Outstanding. 👏👏👏
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Fun comeback for Carrick's last game I suppose, but the team is too erratic, bouncing from brilliance to stupidity. Not sustainable. Need some basic competence defensively
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𝙁@fuadyabz23Nov 8
tielemans sub was just so unnecessary. what’s killing me about this game is these guys have legit done nothing outside the 4 goals which were gifted by us. absolutely nothing.
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that's going out of play if Yoro leaves it
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportNov 8
Aston Villa's fourth goal.
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Carrick's HT speech must have been one hell of a battlecry
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It's the slow starts again
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 8
McGinn converts from the penalty spot for Villa, 2-3.
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INEOS leaving the defence rebuild until the summer of 2027. Geniuses
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Amad is frustrating yet he causes many problems for the opposition. Been at the forefront of everything we've done well.
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Losing Casemiro alone can't explain how we went from being good at set pieces to absolute woeful now
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Manchester United just play on vibes and randomness. No coherent plan at all.
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@ManUtdNov 8
United's starting XI to face Aston Villa 🔴📋 ➡️ Youri Tielemans and Nous Mazraoui ⬅️ Carlos Baleba and Ayden Heaven 💪 @PatrickDorgu13 returns to the bench
United's starting line-up to face Aston Villa.

ALT United's starting line-up to face Aston Villa.

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team is currently in the relegatoin zone btw
BBC 5 Live Sport (@5liveSport) profile pictureBBC 5 Live Sport
@5liveSportNov 6
We asked Manchester United fans whether changing Michael Carrick would fix things at Old Trafford 🗣️ #BBCFootball #MUFC #ManchesterUnited
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