@chipettemunk

Next @nyccouncil member for Astoria, Queens (District 22) 💞 @guytoucher 🍍 @readplaygamepod

 Rebecca from Queens
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Joined January 2016
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“Talk less, Smile more” -Rebecca H. Miller
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Second round interview: We found your twitter. Me: Uh oh 😅 Intervirwer: You’re hired! Can Ihave your autograph?
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No offense to anyone who may have killed themselves off of this thing but do people not feel embarrassed to have jumped off what is essentially a large pinecone?
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in hudson yards too 😭 matcha labubu of suicide methods
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Rebecca H. Miller retweeted
the giant@chaser_baitOct 24
everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines
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I told my intellectual friend if she knew the Milwaukee Brewers song and she said she had not heard it but read about it in an NPR article. Of course, why hadn’t I thought of such an erudite way to engage with tiktok trends? I shook my head and laughed. Stupid Stupid stupid
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As a man nothing was more embarrassing and emasculating for me than coming out as a trans woman.
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If elected I will make it ILLEGAL for trans women to go anywhere without me
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Femboy content creators should be required to disclose how much money I’ve sent them while drunk
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She’ll have my vote! Unless she runs democrat 😭
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 11
BREAKING: Kamala Harris is laying the groundwork for a third presidential run, per WSJ
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Every single person i know that said go to bluesky is back here now. It obviously wasn’t going to last for anything other than polite workplace porn commissions and indie rpg kickstarters. Why would i pay $16 for a cocktail when beer and a shot is free if i fuck the bartender
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im cracking up i imagined pronouncing female the same way you'd say "shemale" 😭
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Rebecca H. Miller retweeted
Rebecca H. Miller@chipettemunkJun 1
Replying to @belba_bella
@belba_bella
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world where instead of ”friends” people use the word jocat: her: i think we should just be friends me: ? her: word i just made up. It means jocat
Rebecca H. Miller@chipettemunkOct 12
her: sorry, i dont really think this will work out, its weird that you identify as “demisexual” and i can’t pretend i believe thats a real thing. I think we should just be friends me, suddenly ejaculating in my pants: wwe can be what.?
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her: sorry, i dont really think this will work out, its weird that you identify as “demisexual” and i can’t pretend i believe thats a real thing. I think we should just be friends me, suddenly ejaculating in my pants: wwe can be what.?
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𝑪𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑭𝑰𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑬 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬 xitter.cf/chipettemunk/status/21…
Rebecca H. Miller@chipettemunkOct 2
Appreciate that this person at least made it constructive. I really believe they want to see me succeed. Heres my honest attempt at a “fenale” joke: 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧
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do you remember how we used to run
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I masturbate daily and here’s what i have lirned 🧵
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It looks like bats. You think it was bats because it looked liked it was night time but it was a hundred thousand eagles
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Did “ranch” become an internet joke because of The Eric Andre Show or did it predate that?
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