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Chip

@chippel

Doctor of Etymology. The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.

 Pizza Town, PA
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Joined January 2019
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Chip@chippelOct 24
The fondling will continue until morale improves.
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Replying to @chippel
Fuck you.
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the 7-11 cashier tried to give me her number and I got so scared of stranger danger I peed on her over the counter
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I got them back
𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 (r̾e̾d̾e̾e̾m̾e̾d̾) (@MLredeemed) profile picture𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 (r̾e̾d̾e̾e̾m̾e̾d̾)@MLredeemed12h
Having your guns confiscated by the authorities is the male equivalent of FGM. He quite literally had his dick and balls forcibly removed by the government😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Replying to @fleshsimulator
What about that guy who pretended to be Joe Biden and basically made a migrant slave camp
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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*paws at you* enslave the Israelites *paws at you* enslave the Israelites *paws at you* enslave the Israelites *paws at you* enslave the Israelites *paws at you* enslave the Israelites *paws at you* enslave the Israelites
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Get ready for justice mother fucker….
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

tmz.com
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Pkart@kenpemmyOct 27
#ben10
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George Zimmerman's stand 「Knights in White Satin」reloading his .38 after Travon Martin puts him in a self defense situation.
Veester || 🍉🫧⋆｡˚ (@vera_drawz_x) profile pictureVeester || 🍉🫧⋆｡˚@vera_drawz_xOct 26
THEY WHITEWASHED MY BOYS😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE THEIR COLORS SWITCHED
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Hot dog vendor on the Grassy Knoll: "Holy shit that bullet was meant for me."
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 27
George Willig, who was dubbed “The Human Fly” for scaling 2 World Trade Center in 1977, says that he regrets the feat, as he believes that he, personally, is responsible for bringing terrorist attention to the Twin Towers.
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I'm fuckin sick of this fake shit that we all pretend is true, that the homeless are just down on their luck. These are psychopaths. Insane and addicted to drugs. They are scum people. Rapists, murders, thieves. Fuck them. If you are two paychecks away from being like that, KYS
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Halloween: Resurrection is a better Scream sequel then any of the actual Scream sequels.
Andrew Grevas (@AndrewGrevas) profile pictureAndrew Grevas
@AndrewGrevasOct 27
Ghostface finds Sidney in a mental institution at the beginning of the film. She’s waiting for him and they fight on the rooftop. Ghostface kills her after they share a kiss. After this extended opening, the film transitions into a new story with a new cast lead by Busta Rhymes.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money. -norm macdonald
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The Patriots are in control.
U.S. Department of Education (@usedgov) profile pictureU.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 27
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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I look like this.
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@conan_esqOct 27
Del Chillman top 5 recurring Scooby Doo character
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“True Man’s World” Another jjba study because these characters are just unreasonably fun to draw
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To Catch A Redditor
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Ciaphas Cain: “That’s the beauty of it bro, if I treat my troopers with respect, risk my life for them, and achieve heroic feats, they’ll never suspect I’m a sniveling coward”
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I've been saying this for *years.*
Jawsh (@Its_Jawsh) profile pictureJawsh@Its_JawshOct 26
These are spiritually the same movie but Society isn’t ready for that conversation.
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