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@chlorbus

whimsical freak

Joined December 2018
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nothing has changed except now there’s a beautiful woman in my apartment
the chlorb (@chlorbus) profile picturethe chlorb@chlorbus9 Feb 2022
my ideology is just that i don’t think anyone should be poor, i think boobs r neat, and i like trees
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Liste@endlisteOct 31
I've been getting into bed lately
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i hate MFA Halloween wdym you’re The Rings of Saturn by WG Sebald
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recent editions: paul wellstone, the missing vermeer, my body, toddler wearing snow pants in a bar
the chlorb (@chlorbus) profile picturethe chlorb@chlorbusOct 26
being 24 is awesome idk if i’m crying about the fact that i want to be a mom but can’t find love or about the fact that there are whales alive that might be old enough to remember when the ocean was free of human noise
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crickets are, on a sonic level, kind of the dolphins of land . if you think about it
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a nude of the soul, perhaps
Reese of 👀twt (@Fishyy_shrimp) profile pictureReese of 👀twt@Fishyy_shrimpOct 28
Tried to send nudes to my gf and ended up accidently sending this instead
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being 24 is awesome idk if i’m crying about the fact that i want to be a mom but can’t find love or about the fact that there are whales alive that might be old enough to remember when the ocean was free of human noise
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car at the dealer for the foreseeable future but i'm too young for them to give me a loaner and my indesign files aren't loading for freelance work and i'm so astonishingly lonely all the time but i have to outlive trump
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lisa mcgee could’ve written austerlitz but wg sebald couldn’t make derry girls
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meatgirl@gfdownloadedOct 22
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second sentence can be sung to tune of the cure by olivia rodrigo
Crust 🇺🇦 (@RapistBanderite) profile pictureCrust 🇺🇦@RapistBanderiteOct 19
I fell into lust. My hand is filled with semen and my mind is filled with rage. Pray for me brothers 📿
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Is other shit beluga or just whales
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i had a therapist who would say “that’s a dumb thing to think ” whenever i went down a miserable rabbit hole of self hatred she was so awesome it’s the only treatment that’s ever worked for me long term
the ACPs biggest hater (@Novanamix) profile picturethe ACPs biggest hater@NovanamixOct 19
One of the unfortunate and uncomfortable things to admit is that depression makes you kinda dumb and stubborn. Even if you’re smart and logical or whatever, you become trapped in depression and see everything through the lens of the misery it wants to keep you in. Not the fault
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unbelievable image in a gallery today
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just remembered a time a girl was trying to hit on me w astrology and she said “im a cancer” and i said “no don’t say that about yourself”
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parents are visiting me at school this weekend i'm gonna introduce them to my favorite bartender
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u can just ask the person who scans ur boarding pass what items u need to take out of ur bag before u go thru security. seems may ppl unaware of this
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moss@mossulationsOct 11
i gotta get one of those hibachi wands
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adam friedland is to curtis sliwa as nathan fielder is to elizabeth holmes
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the twin cities are the greatest place in america except for the fact that every establishment i've been in (been here for like 13 hours) has been playing ed sheeran and/or sam smith
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