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How is everyone blind to this? This is clearly staged.
Man United aren't shit, they know exactly what they're doing. They're intentionally bottling games for content for their so-called All or Nothing documentary. This club sold its soul for Netflix money.
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He’s just that kid you can’t hate on What a goal
My goodness that was ridiculous pass from Yamal!!! Totally destroyed Atletico’s defence with one pass.
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This is not a mistake. This is negligence. We wasted half a season starving when the food was in the fridge the whole time.
So I have to ask WHY? Why did we starve for months? Why did we let Luke Shaw make us suffer at LB when the solution was on the bench the whole time? Why was Dorgu being wasted out of position playing everywhere EXCEPT his actual position?
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Greenwood your papa left balls 😭😭😭
Bro, my grandmother in her wrapper would have scored that. The goal was WIDE OPEN. All he had to do was pass it into the net. How do you miss that???
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Doesn’t do anything at a decent level. He’s just a fool.
Bro, my grandmother in her wrapper would have scored that. The goal was WIDE OPEN. All he had to do was pass it into the net. How do you miss that???
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We have been starving, and the food was in the fridge the whole time.
So I have to ask WHY? Why did we starve for months? Why did we let Luke Shaw make us suffer at LB when the solution was on the bench the whole time? Why was Dorgu being wasted out of position playing everywhere EXCEPT his actual position?
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So I have to ask WHY? Why did we starve for months? Why did we let Luke Shaw make us suffer at LB when the solution was on the bench the whole time? Why was Dorgu being wasted out of position playing everywhere EXCEPT his actual position?
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When u give essay man and mr 0 g/a in 365 days he will miss
Bro, my grandmother in her wrapper would have scored that. The goal was WIDE OPEN. All he had to do was pass it into the net. How do you miss that???
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Think about it. What is Zidane supposed to do? Is he supposed to come down from the stands and head the ball away himself? Is he supposed to teach a 19-year-old boy and a backline that has been conceding the same goal for 5 years how to defend a corner in 2 training sessions?
If we signed ZIDANE today, Zinedine Zidane, 3x Champions League winner, one of the greatest managers alive, he would NOT survive with this United defence. They would make him look like a bad coach.
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If we signed ZIDANE today, Zinedine Zidane, 3x Champions League winner, one of the greatest managers alive, he would NOT survive with this United defence. They would make him look like a bad coach.
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Any United fan who blames Carrick for this bad form is so dumb. I’m sorry, but I have to say it. You are DUMB. You can sack Carrick tomorrow, sack him next week, it changes NOTHING. Because the next manager will get the same players, same defenders, the same mistakes.
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What an improvement πŸ‘
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manchester united fans who didn’t stop watching the game at 90’+4
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"Leon Goretzka hasn't scored a single goal since he arrived at Aston Villa" Manchester United:
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Whose defender on planet earth would nod a ball like that? A CHILD. Because that's what he is. A child being asked to do a man's job because the board refused to buy a proper centre-back.
This is MANCHESTER UNITED. The club of Vidic, Ferdinand, Stam, Bruce. And in 2026 our main defender is a 19-year-old kid who was playing for Arsenal's reserves last year.
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This is MANCHESTER UNITED. The club of Vidic, Ferdinand, Stam, Bruce. And in 2026 our main defender is a 19-year-old kid who was playing for Arsenal's reserves last year.
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Think about it. What sells better on Netflix? A boring 2-0 win where everyone plays well? Or a catastrophic start, a dressing room in crisis, a manager screaming, players looking lost, and then a dramatic comeback? That is cinema. That is content. That is millions of views.
I am not a fool when I said that. You think a club of this magnitude simply "forgets" how to play football for the first 2 minutes of every half? By accident? Every single game?This is deliberate. This is choreographed. This is scripted.
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I am not a fool when I said that. You think a club of this magnitude simply "forgets" how to play football for the first 2 minutes of every half? By accident? Every single game?This is deliberate. This is choreographed. This is scripted.
Man United simply forgets how to play football for the first 2 minutes of every half... this is not a coincidence at this point
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Man United when they're 2-0 down
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Bro, my grandmother in her wrapper would have scored that. The goal was WIDE OPEN. All he had to do was pass it into the net. How do you miss that???
Amad had one job. ONE JOB. And he bottled it like it was a penalty in a final. If that was Lacey, game over. 1-0. We’re not even having this conversation. Start Lacey. Bench Amad. I’ve seen enough.
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Amad had one job. ONE JOB. And he bottled it like it was a penalty in a final. If that was Lacey, game over. 1-0. We’re not even having this conversation. Start Lacey. Bench Amad. I’ve seen enough.
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