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zardoz

@chris_flack

I put the sex in dyslexia

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Joined August 2011
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Some people hope the #Munich gunmen are white Christians, others hope they're brown Muslims. This is exactly what's wrong with our world.
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Me right now
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Dog chat: 1. He/she's lovely! 2. Name? 3. What breed? 4. How old? -end-
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More lies and negativity one assumes.
"Scruffy, old-fashioned, weak": Nuneaton focus groups' verdict on Corbyn @Independent independent.co.uk/voices/jer…
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Being unable to say these without sounding sarcastic: 1. That's great 2. Good for you 3. Have fun 4. Fascinating 5. Thanks for that
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Watson and Corbyn: The early years.
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Boris must be well chuffed
This is so true 😂👌
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"Not to worry!" - Translation: You've ruined everything
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RIP rowdy roddy piper
I think Lemmy needs a full clinical assessment and a multidisciplinary care plan possibly with a referral to social services #Glasto2015
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Wait for it, wait for it, steady now, keep calm, breathe, focus... *Train door button illuminates* NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you require a 'cat or dog flap' to be installed in your door.... or perhaps you have a cat / dog flap that is... fb.me/6GWbJYNgl
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Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
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