Chris B. Ward (e/bored) 🇬🇧🇮🇪🤐

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Generated with Minimax H3 Singularity on Maestro (4 steps), NVIDIA A4500. Prompt: 15-second anime video. Use the provided image as the exact opening frame. Preserve the original anime style, character design, red shirt, brown shorts, and proportions throughout. One continuous shot. 0–7s: The muscular man carries an enormous nuclear bomb while plummeting toward San Francisco at terrifying speed. The camera follows him from behind as the city approaches rapidly. Violent wind, intense motion blur, epic apocalyptic orchestral music. He screams furiously: "SAN FRANCISCO! YOUR TIME HAS COME!" The streets and buildings rush closer. Everything suggests an imminent catastrophic nuclear impact. 7–9s: Just before hitting the ground, he suddenly looks toward the camera and breaks into an enormous, confident smile. His descent slows as the camera smoothly swings around to face him. He lands on the sidewalk, leaving the enormous bomb standing harmlessly behind him, and immediately begins striding confidently toward the camera. 9–15s: The camera tracks backward as he walks directly toward it, delivering an extremely enthusiastic Silicon Valley startup founder pitch. He makes constant, ridiculously exaggerated hand gestures: pointing both hands at the camera, spreading his arms wide, chopping the air, and leaning forward to emphasize every claim. His energy is obnoxiously confident, like a viral YC startup launch video on X. He speaks like a typical startup bro founder, with absolute sincerity: "For years, startups have promised to disrupt everything. We decided to take that literally. Introducing, Bomb dot AI. We blow up everything." He finishes by spreading both arms triumphantly, beaming at the camera, with the enormous nuclear bomb visible behind him.