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Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
Everywhere I look, people are stressed out. People look tired. Good people. We are all that guy stocking shelves in the grocery store while being harassed by lowlifes.
Just paid $900 to register for the Utah Ironman so I guess I'll sell ad space on my body or whatever we're doing now.
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: BRAVEGOY ⚔️
They may take our lives. But they'll NEVER take our Israel!
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
You can give an ape a calculator and it will still use it like a hammer. The fault is in the ape, not the calculator.
The most likely explanation is that governments have always made recommendations about things like food storage, but now those recommendations are being amplified online because everybody is on edge due to a mixture of things like AI, high prices and war.
It seems like it’s out of nowhere and coordinated, but I’d guess it’s actually pretty normal and if things were normal and good, nobody would have even noticed.
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
Pentagon said they spent $47B fucking with Iran for Israel for over half the year after promising no new wars. Oh btw guys you should also have enough food and water in your home for 90 days
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
I’ve been red pilled, black pilled, white pilled, clear pilled. All the pills.
I don’t even know which one this is, but it’s one of the strongest ones I’ve had in a long long time. The desperation in his voice. You can see the sight of his kids in his eyes when he says he’s supposed to be home with them. You can see the math he’s doing in his head as he calculates how much money he has left, and how much he needs for his mortgage, and when it’s due.
What the hell is the American dream anymore? Is this what it’s about? Is there anyone who would say this guy isn’t working his ass off? For what? So that 25% of his income can go to a government that wastes it on a bunch of shit he didn’t vote for? Subsidizing the food he stocks grocery stores with for people who don’t work a 1,000th of how hard he works to buy groceries with EBT cards that he pays for, which then drives up the cost of groceries for him and his family that he pays for out of his paycheck because he’s doing it the right way.
This entire system is shit. It’s shit. There is no nicer way to put it. It is dog. shit.
This guy should be working a 9-5 at a job that gives him dignity so that he can be at home with his kids at a decent time. Instead he’s some jerk off’s content. His stressed out, end of his rope reaction is some asshole’s income.
This is bleak stuff. Absolutely bleak.
I JUST SPOKE TO AN INSIDER
NO MORE PASTEURIZED MINDS NO MORE FILTERED ENERGY
STARTING TOMORROW AT 11:29 AM SHARP EVERY SINGLE DAY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT THEY ARE DISTRIBUTING FREE RAW MILK TO EVERY VISIONARY IN THE COUNTRY
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
We may never recover!
youtu.be/8TC2Y6w9Iio
We've been caught.
MORMONS ARE OBVIOUSLY DEMONIC youtu.be/8TC2Y6w9Iio?si=rba_…
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
Super intelligence is the occult representation of AI. As part of their rituals, naming their gods must be done as this legalism gives them permission because our silence is consent. Trump doesn’t know this but that is how he’s being used.
I have no idea why renaming AI is so bizarrely important to Trump. Nobody cares about the name he chose. Nobody is using it or will use it. And it’s not even technically accurate because “super intelligence” already had an agreed upon, widely adopted definition. This is the weirdest political hill to die on. It gains you nothing. Not a single ordinary American in the country, anywhere, cares deeply about making sure people say “SI” instead of “AI.” We are days away from a major election and this bullshit is the focus? Just baffling.
WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM
AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM
SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY
THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON
“HAVE SOME CHAMOMILE” NO BRO
“HAVE A GLASS OF WINE” SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS??
OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO
SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER
IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK
YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY
2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD
NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE
PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP
BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA
THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY
IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST
CRACK SIP EXHALE
















