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DELETE FACEBOOK. Wtf are you doing, people - keeping this gross, multi-billionaire PUNK in charge of our national and social discourse? Come. On.
Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan say they are "deeply shaken and disgusted by President Trump’s divisive and incendiary rhetoric..." Their comments came in a letter responding to complaints about Zuckerberg's inaction on Trump's posts.
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some people tried...
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THE WUHAN VIRUS & #StarTrekPicard SAME THING SHEIKY BABY AND THE WILLIAM SHATNER BOLDLY FUCKING SUPLEX THEM BOTH WHERE NO JABRONI HAS GONE BEFORE #WeihanVirus #CoronaVirusOutbreak
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Just talked to dad and it’s $300/day if they want to keep mom who worked her whole fucking life in rehab because she has Parkinsons & that would bankrupt them so she’s going back home where she’ll fall a lot so excuse me if I’m a little fucking CURT online about supporting Bernie
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This afternoon I was in awe as I felt my brilliant dentist, Dr. Joel Strom work on my 98 year old teeth and do what was necessary to help them continue biting, chewing and enjoying a plate of spaghetti & meal balls
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🎶baaaby of 🎵the yeaaaaar🎶
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Anyone else son getting sick from using Baby Yoda Cologne? My son has large rash, vomiting blood, anus closing up?!? Please help Jake Tapper
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If you feel sad today because you’re alone and isolated just remember: tomorrow is a brand new day to feel completely alone and isolated!
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RISE AND SHINE BUSY DADS! Saturday is your day. Ask your wife to babysit for a couple of hours so you can clean behind the fridge for Christmas in case your father-in-law looks behind it. 'Me time'.
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I’m at the perfect age to have been born after the original Star Wars movies but a teenager / adult during the prequels so the nexus of my nostalgia is Muppet Babies, Shadows of the Empire, and books like Tales from Jabba’s Palace rather than any of the actual films. It’s weird.
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Here’s the good news. #MedicalPolice is finally here & ready to party. #MedicalPolice be with you. And also with you. (From the turkeys who brought you #childrenshospital) @davidwain @KristerJohnson @robcorddry @robhuebel @hayeslady
From the creators of Childrens Hospital comes the story of cop-doctors (doctor-cops?) just trying to save the world. Medical Police premieres January 10th.
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Y'all, this is a big damn deal: "Christianity Today", which is the biggest publication in the world of Evangelical Christianity, has come out in support of not just impeachment but *removal" of Donald Trump. christianitytoday.com/ct/201…
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Shout out to all the folks out there not extorting a foreign country for dirt on their political rivals and whatnot.
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Check out this exchange I had with then private citizen @realDonaldTrump on Oct. 15, 2008. We spoke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and he then offered his thoughts about impeachment.
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#Jews trending is why we keep a whole country just in case.
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Outstanding achievement in comedy
Using my new wax figure at Madame @TussaudsLA to terrorize my co-workers & @CousinMicki
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My 3 year old just referred to a skunk as “stink raccoon”.
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So this finally happened. You know there was no way I was letting this go undone. In the final stages of polish and color firing. Unfortunately there was only room for "As Above So Below in English, latin was far too many characters to fit. #Lodge49 #SaveLodge49 #LynxforLife
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Always wondered what it looked like from the other side. #SaveLodge49 #Lodge49 #drynxwithlynx
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jerry saw the video lol
I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
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