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Trans Postecoglou, Ryan Kent is black and a Poofy Cat. NAE MARE GOALS

Joined July 2026
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Got run over by a fucking bus hahahahahahahaa
Would google my name before talking shite pal.
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Aloud 😂😂😂😂
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Immediately thought of a Celtic player that died in 1931? How’ve you managed to turn this tragedy into a Celtic thing? 🙄
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Me trying not to buy Cillit Bang just off the adverts
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We’re actually not too bad this season. Poor spelling too. Must’ve been a fenian that designed it
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Parker and Noble. Like a Green Street spin off.
🚨 West Ham United strike agreement with Scott Parker to succeed Nuno Espírito Santo. Hoped 46yo in place for Cardiff + Mark Noble could join backroom team. Proven track record of PL promotion, multiple #WHUFC PoTY & understands club culture @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7741703…
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Absolute scumbag and you could tell from his shit videos. Anyone in our support that used to stick up for him should learn a lesson here.
Fucking knew this big dirty orange bastard would have eventually been caught for something like this 🤢 this is the big cringy cunt that used to post his cringy TikTok videos on here 😬 dirty fucking nonce 🤢
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How about we just be cunts to people who’ve been cunts for years as payback for them being cunts for years. Fuck that guy, and fuck you
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Judging by that, he must own a Protestant belt
Hardest working thing in Scotland is John Swinney's belt.
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Anyone get @chrismac1888 to get off lock and unblock me so I can see this generational meltdown? TIA
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This is absolutely outstanding! 😂😂 brilliant work 👏🏻👏🏻 Video 📹 credit goes to @Rosspat86 on X Superb mate #Rangers #Celtic #football #Scotland
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Who knew a Ryan Kent page on twitter was an aeronautical expert? Shows you never know who you’re speaking with - this type of genius masked as a rangers fan or massive paedos like @andymuirhd masking as experts in football finance and legal topics.
Replying to @CrystalZebra
Icing & moderate turbulence don’t cause Mach tuck. Gusts can lead to an overspeed into a Mach tuck region. Coefficient of lift doesn’t move anywhere it’s non-dimensional. The centre of pressure moves aft. Pilots never push too close it. They can’t fly above Vh/Mh, Vmo/Mmo,Vne/Mne
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Since this tweet Kasper Hogh has gone 27 games without a goal.
Make no mistake about it — this is a STATEMENT OF INTENT from Celtic. Kasper Høgh is a blockbuster signing, and the prospect of Camilo Durán & Kasper Høgh leading the line next season is seriously exciting. Rangers and Hearts fans will tell you they don’t fear Durán & Høgh… But by God, they do and they will. 😁
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"we played some really decent stuff as well too"
I can't believe what I've just heard. 😳😳😳
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Spoiler: they’re not the favourites
Replying to @AGCeltic_
I believe we are favourites
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No, I do too 🤝
Am I the only one who thinks Hassan is shit 🤷🏻‍♂️
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A happy halloween to all who celebrated it x
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Doesn’t like the word fart
I want Martin to go. But some of the language used on here is bang out of order. Have a fucking word with yourselves.
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