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โ€œ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ข๐™ž๐™จ๐™š๐™จโ€ โ€” rp, parody (pfp and header artworks from @515Limit) #residentevil #rerp #residentevilrp

mun is 24, @corcnacht โญ‘.แŸ
Joined April 2026
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โ€œ๐‚๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ ๐‘๐ž๐๐Ÿ๐ข๐ž๐ฅ๐, Alpha Team. Weโ€™re here ๐ญ๐จ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€”โ€œ
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when youโ€™re standing in weskerโ€™s office getting a lecture, but his phone suddenly rings, so you decide to answer it to save him the trouble and attempt to win his mercy back (it didnโ€™t work)
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hm, delicious. Extra crispy
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NOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT
since you guys keep asking, Iโ€™m gonna let everyone take a piece of me (offer available only for one day. Come bite me)
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*NOT (can you see how busy I was trying not to get literally eaten?)
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Letโ€™s all dress up as Wesker for Halloween and not tell him #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield
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ๆ‰‹ๆŒใกใ‚ขใ‚คใƒ†ใƒ ใŒใ™ใใ„ใฃใฑใ„ใซใชใฃใกใ‚ƒใ†ใฎใง้ƒจๅฑ‹ใ‹ใ‚‰้ƒจๅฑ‹ใธ500ๅพ€ๅพฉใใ‚‰ใ„ใ•ใ›ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹ไฟบใ‚ฏใƒชใ‚นใใ‚“
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Halloween at the S.T.A.R.S office Wesker as a vampire Chris as an ogre or a cyclops Claire (shes here for the party) an angel or devil Rebecca as a cowgirl obviously Jill as a starfish Barry wouldnt dress up And leon if he was there would be a ghost or wear a stupid inflatable
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hear me out on โ€˜welcome to raccoon cityโ€™ chris redfield, please #residentevil
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You almost jump scared me there buddy.
hey, how you doing? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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since you guys keep asking, Iโ€™m gonna let everyone take a piece of me (offer available only for one day. Come bite me)
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hey, how you doing? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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heard this game is super hyped, time to check it out and see for myself (Iโ€™ll update you)
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โ€œLooks like weโ€™re just unlucky, then. Or they hate us. Probably that too.โ€ Chris was somehow relieved to know that he wasnโ€™t the only one dealing with an overflowing schedule (whether it was a consequence of their own doing or not).
โ€œHey, thatโ€™s the most important part!โ€ A gentle chime of a chuckle fell from upturned margins, cocoa spheres then hiding behind the smile that suddenly met his eyes. Easily, Carlos could register the surprise stapled to Chrisโ€™ features. Oh, yeah, the way his brows lifted in ++
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โ€œWhen am I ever out of this place?โ€ For a moment, it seemed like the pointman had forgotten all about his hobbies, hence the (more than true) joke that erupted from his lips. Then, however, whether by some miracle or not, he managed to regain his composure.
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And some sort of control over his brain. โ€œShit, where do I even start? Uhm, I like going to the gym, fishing, listening to music and playing the guitar. You know, the obvious kind of stuff. Now however all I can do after work is stop by a diner to eat, drink and smoke.โ€
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