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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think. You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson. And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact. Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten? And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin. The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion. WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN? No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week. But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility. Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud. You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers. And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act. After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit. Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom. You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave. And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee. You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out. So here's some advice, Tommy. Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you. You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become. Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
I’ve seen some of my colleagues say @SecWar Hegseth has been effective and they agree with the war, so they’ll vote not to impeach. That’s not the question though. The question is whether he committed impeachable acts, and the answer is yes, eight times: massie.house.gov/UploadedFil…
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Stephen Miller called his shot 23 years ago.
BREAKING: President Trump announces he's replacing WH Chief of Staff Susie Wiles with WH Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller beginning Monday.
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I voted straight ticket Republican today!
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
The death cult of nihilism will kill you and the future you should have.
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“Listen, this ain’t England. We threw England outta here a long time ago. We don’t want no more part of England and for your information, England is a fag country.” Archie Bunker
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
The Trump admin has practically ended the flood of asylum fraud. Asylum granted in immigration courts has remained at the lowest levels in history, all year, reaching a record-high asylum denial rate of 94.5% in September.
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Cannot stress how important this concept is. This is how you break negative patterns, end karmic cycles, and ensure future happiness. Revenge is a dish best served by your private chef, oceans away from your former enemies, in your mansion on a hill.
Retribution will be through success. Stay locked in.
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
Since people are asking, this is why the Democrats will lose the midterms massively: 1. Funding a. You may recall once USAID was shutdown, DNC funding plummeted to basically nothing after having 100's of millions of dollars to spend. This is because, via money laundering networks, the entire DNC platform was paid for by yours and my taxpayer dollars. If this is hard to believe for you, or you think that "no way they would do that, that's illegal", then I want to burst your bubble. They were absolutely doing it. You may recall networks like the BBC in the UK shutting down because USAID was no longer funding it. They were paying people to campaign. They were paying for ads. They were paying people to vote. They were paying people to chase ballots. They were paying to transport mail in ballots. They were paying for printing mail in ballots. You will never have proof of this, I'm afraid. You can say I'm making it up all you want. And you are correct. I'm intuiting this 100% on vibes. This is all I need. If it looks, quacks, and walks like a duck, then it is. b. The shrinking of the federal work force, especially the department of education, drastically reduced the people on government payroll able to work elections for the democrats. You may recall the article about Trump "wiping out the black middle class." You think those people were being paid to do valuable work? You think HR harpies and women working from home were being paid to do anything of value? No. The federal government had been turned into a DEI jobs program and these workers were more than happy to get people out and voting for the people who employed them. That's how government works in every communist third world shithole and that's what was happening here. 2. Election Fraud a. Dominion machines were proven to be hacked by DOGE. Everyone knew the vote counts were being changed (ya bro I promise, every election in key states is like 50/50 except for these last minute ballots at 2am that are totally legit and bump it up to 50.1/49.9 in favor of the dems, I don't make the rules) via dominion machines. DOGE verified the hacking from China thru Venezuela. That's one of the main reasons we went and captured Maduro. The dominion machines have since been purchased by Scott Leiendecker, who is a right wing affiliate. In other words, we own the main method of cheating now. b. Despite the SAVE Act being blocked by congress, the admin has still sent polls watchers to make sure the elections are secure at the polls. Additionally, and this method was proven extremely effective at combatting fraud in 2024, the Trump team has networks of lawyers set up to catch and prosecute election fraud. They threw a ton of people in jail for cheating during the 2024 election. Additionally, despite the lies, slander, hate, and betrayal by people like Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson (and additionally, literal bots networks from turd world countries running controlled opposition) against Erika Kirk and TPUSA following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, TPUSA saw a massive influx of young Americans getting involved in politics. They are poll watching, chasing ballots, and educating the public on real issues. They were extremely effective in 2024, and will be more effective now. c. Deportations. If you are a controlled opposition bot, this isn't for you. And I realize many of you panicans don't believe this at all, so kindly just save both of us time and fuck off. But mass deportations are happening, both for legal and illegal immigrants. All the data supports it. The democrats main voter base is immigrants. They know they can't vote. And despite the claim that they aren't and never were, pressure from the Trump admin has gotten people like Mamdani and Newsome to openly run campaigns and lawfare against the federal government in defense of migrants illegally voting. We went from "no they never vote" to "we need to protect their right to vote!" The optics are terrible, and with the Democrat news networks panicking and spreading rumors about ICE watching polls, everyone now knows immigrants are voting illegally. The immigrants themselves are terrified to. They are scared to go outside. They are living in fear. Their entire social media feeds are videos of people being chased down and thrown into vans by ICE. Their algo is a constant flow of propaganda telling them the Gestapo is walking the streets hunting them. They are scared to go to the polls. Between this and actual deportations, there is going to be a massive shortfall in democrat turnout for the elections. And with legal and illegal immigration being cracked down on, only the windows to get into the country rapidly evaporating, the left will continue to have fewer and fewer voters. 3. Culture and the Overton Window a. The right is totally dominant culturally. Two years ago you would be publicly ruined for even saying anything mildly racist like "I don't want to be replaced in my own country." This viewpoint is now the mainstream. The overton window has shifted to far right that we are in an unrecognizable world. Real, on-the-ground results will take time, but things are changing. And it's changing in such a way that democrats know they can't appeal to their usual voter base, immigrants, with things like "we'll give you free healthcare if you vote for us." They actually campaigned on it and have admitted to it, and even democrats are thinking "wait, why am I paying so much for healthcare but this guy gets it for free?" The democrats have switched to trying to appeal to the moderate AMERICAN voter. They're not running the "free HRT for every boy and girl" playbook anymore. They know that "woke 1 was crazy" and they were perceived as lunatics by the average American voter. What does this tell us? That right wing populism is the future. That people want more of what they're getting. That the average voter has been fed up with how it is and wants more change and for a healthy country. Our ideas, specifically poasted by us (my treasured mutuals) are popular with the public, and the admin has run with them. We are dominant culturally. And THAT is who the democrats are now trying to appeal to. People who are still a little uncomfortable with how things are now. People who want a future for their kids but aren't quite fine mass deportations. They aren't worried about the radicals, they are worried about getting the medium voter to abandon Trump. b. People want strong leaders and they want a strong country. Trump is giving us that. For the first time in decades we are bombing this hell out of our enemies. We are getting warkino unlike anything before, and 4k videos of retards smuggling fentanyl into our country being hit by hellfire missiles. Our border is secure. Our military is powerful throughout the globe. People love this. They want more of this. This is why you see so many attacks on Hegseth from the left and Euros, because he is the quintessential American general. He is strong. He is making our military great again. We aren't losing fights, and we aren't apologizing for winning. And people will vote for more of that. They remember the Afghanistan pull out. They remember Benghazi. Additionally, between the tariffs and USAID, Trump reoriented the global social contract to go from USA -> subsidizing the existence of the world, to everyone in the world -> living at the behest of the US. We aren't destroying our economy and infrastructure and cities to benefit literally anyone but Americans anymore. It's the other way around. This is good, and people like it. While it's effects will take some time to be fully felt, and it is painful, long term it will pave the way for our Children to have a home again. That's just a few things. I'm short on time so I will cut off here.
My prediction for the midterms stand. The only thing that may stop this from happening is retarded GOP running retarded nons like Vivek. Even then, we will win.
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"JUST ARREST SOMEBODY" Crowd in shambles
Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden. The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force. Floris led the FITF as a Deputy Assistant Director from mid-2019 through mid-2022. Benavides was the FITF Section Chief from mid-2019 through the 2020 election. Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigations. Documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications, and witness accounts contradict their testimony. Floris is also on record privately claiming to be “running a shadow government” during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF. Lying to Congress by senior FBI officials strikes at the heart of our system. No one is above the law. The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR-15 squad that engaged in political weaponization targeting their opponents, including President Trump. Thanks to @TheJusticeDept @FBIKansasCity and @USAttyPirro. -DKP🇺🇸
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Old account got hacked. Account before that got nuked. Third time’s a charm, I’m hoping. Help me find my frens, patriots!
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America does not belong to those who hate it. America belongs to those who LOVE IT!
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I live in a small town. A really small town. We don’t even have a major grocery store. Just a mom and pop one. It’s the kind of town that by 8 pm everything is closed and nothing but the gas stations and the pharmacy are open on Sunday and Monday. During the Biden admin we were over run by immigrants. They were put in housing, given cash, free health care, there were “groups” of teens walking the streets at night and our schools were over run. They were also the rudest people I’ve ever run into. They are gone. There are houses for rent again, the one apt place we have has openings, our schools are functioning again, there’s no groups of people roaming our streets during the night….its back to being a small town. I do not want them back. I will be forever grateful to Trump for getting them out.
JUST IN: The Trump admin has revoked over 300,000 U.S. visas
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
I love Donald Trump, and I will vote straight ticket for the Republican party. Donald Trump and the Republican party have done things I disagree with, and that's okay. I don't expect to get everything I want immediately because I'm not a child. I'm a Virginian. I'm very well tuned to the differences in Democrat and Republican leadership. Compare between Glenn Youngkin's Virginia and Spanberger's. Day 1 Spanberger attempted the most egregious and lopsided gerrymandering in the country. By the grace of God it didn't pass. She's continued the destruction of Virginia's history, expanded gun control, refuses to work with ICE, expanded abortion, amongst many many other things I vehemently disagree with. I cannot let this happen to my country. We have to ensure Republicans win the midterms to keep up the America First agenda. Under Republican leadership we've accomplished so much. - Ended USAID - Repealed Roe V Wade (impossible without Trump appointed justices) - 0 border crossings - Drastically reduced immigration, legal and illegal - Cut H1Bs and made it prohibitively expensive to the average Indian conman - Gotten rid of federal taxes on suppressors and SBRs (massive win for 2A) - Passed the BBB - Trying to pass the SAVE act, which will mandate voter ID, but RHINOs keep voting it down - Secured $11 trillion in commercial investments in the United States in a myriad of industries - Ended the Maduro regime in Venezuela, securing US access to immense oil reserves once the infrastructure is built - Brokered peace between several global conflicts (India-Pakistan, Armenia-Azerbaijan, Cambodia-Thailand, DRC-Rwanda) - Investments into American missile defense (golden dome) - Ended DEI programs in the federal government - Most recently, the Confederate Army memorial is being rebuilt in Arlington cemetery I'm sure there's plenty others but that's just immediately what comes to mind. Don't let the blackpills take over your mind. If you want these victories to continue for the next 2 years, we cannot give up our advantage. None of these things are possible without Republican majority and Trump loyalty. Don't let yourself be mind controlled by a tribal desert war in the middle east or Jeffery Epstein. I don't like it either, but I don't like immigrants in my country more. I don't like my 2A rights infringed upon more. I don't like abortions more. I don't like rampant crime more. If you disagree with me, and think that Democrats winning the midterms is preferred, then it is what it is. Just don't pretend like you aren't spiritually defeated. Giving up your power because your leaders did some things you don't like isn't the way forward. National revival on the scale that we need takes time and unity against our common enemies. Democrats don't vote this way. They don't think this way. And neither should you. Deo Vindice, and Thank you for your attention to this matter. Photo credit @frontierism
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
Many don’t want to hear this but the best way to punish the GOP is to turnout and vote. All of the worst elements within it want a loss so they can then use that to enact purges and say “the solution is to appeal more to women and minorities and not these young white men.”
Let’s check in on punishing the GOP and how they will respond
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
Correct. I deeply pity anyone whose soul is so dead that they can watch a car do a barrel flip on cold-gas thrusters and only think "what is this good for"? I do wonder that, myself. But because my soul is not dead, I questioned the utility only *after* reveling in the sheer audacious awesomeness of what I had just seen. Some things you should do just because they're crazy cool.
"Why did they waste so much time making a flying car no one can use in the real world?" Because not everything is about whether you can imagine it being useful to you. Because like art, sometimes we make things for the glory and challenge of making them. Because we don't know if what we'll learn will make your toaster work better and you'll never realize it because you take for granted that things get better without thinking through how that happens. Because you can't inspire people with toasters, but a barrel-rolling car that can drive upside down is absolutely setting someone on fire right now. I'm not a car person and you shouldn't trust me with a rocket, but I want a roadster because I make art and that thing is absolutely a thing made for love and passion and I get that in my heart. (Also because I'd look really cool in one.)🤣
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"Anyone unsatisfied with the gains of the last two years will eventually become disenchanted with the make-believe movement that will supposedly emerge from the GOP’s ashes, and the next, and the next, until Dems finally destroy the country once and for all." Absolute gem here
Everybody wants change, until they get it. How else does one explain that just two years into the most effective administration of my lifetime a sizeable segment of the so-called right is vowing to either stay home or, worse, vote Dem? Their excuse: “Trump 2.0 is just D.C. politics as usual.” The facts: - USAID is scrapped - We have negative net migration for the first time in 50 years - Biggest oil deal in history signed - Crime has plummeted - Trump is reshuffling our allies, and the globe, to better meet America’s needs in the 21st Century I could go on and on, but the bottom line is anyone claiming this administration is “politics as usual” is either stupid or lying. Of course, Trump isn’t on the ballot in November. But his agenda is, and any gains by Democrats will greatly slow his hard-won momentum. Which is just fine with the blackpillers who insist we must burn it all down and start anew to save the country. You see, we must destroy what’s left of liberty to save it, or something. But history is clear that ceding any power at all to communists inevitably ends in disaster. And besides, what then? Anyone unsatisfied with the gains of the last two years will eventually become disenchanted with the make-believe movement that will supposedly emerge from the GOP’s ashes, and the next, and the next, until Dems finally destroy the country once and for all. We are already on borrowed time; purity tests at this point are poison. It’s MAGA or nothing, and the people failing to realize that are doing more to fight real change than any politician in D.C. could dream of.
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Based AF, Happy Columbus Day!!!
A BRAVE, ITALIAN EXPLORER! 🇺🇸
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Chuckleofdoom retweeted
They literally cannot get appointments at the US Embassy in India for their visa approvals. But please tell me more about how this administration is doing nothing and how the only way to win is by losing until giga-Hitler arrives or something.
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I think a good way to think about what Stephen Miller achieved here is that he had to found, fund, staff, and operate through almost weekly crises a human logistics startup with no precedent in the modern world, all within the sclerotic, libtarded bureaucracy known as the US government and judiciary. People with any real-world experience know what a ridiculously remarkable achievable 1m deportations in 18 months is.
The deportations have actually been better than anyone thought possible. all the people that are down on Trump because he hasn’t “deported enough” had an unrealistic expectation so removed from what is possible it bordered on fantasy.
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If you're blackpilled on the current admin, just remember if republicans win the midterms and we can get the rest of Trump's disrupter agenda through, this guy will be the builder that sets the stage for the next 50 years in America.
Vance: "If you are trying to undo 40 years of globalization, it's going to take time to fix that. You have a few tone deaf Republicans who say, 'Shut up if you're pissed off about a $22 burrito.' My response to that is... No. Listen to people who are upset with the state of the economy."
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