Sarcastic Avi 👻

*When u see Lab assistant is also sit with teachers on teacher's day*

*When a Girl removes her 5kg makeup* Me to her -

Me to My mobile -

Friend - Bhai sunn ek kaam tha . Me -

*Hey bhagwan mujhe thoda khubsoorat bana do* Le bhagwan -

Me - aaj raat phone switch off krke padhunga.. My smart-ass phone -

*Relatives gaa*d mei ungli karne ke baad*

Friend - Bhai agle haafte mei tera paisa lauta dunga .. Me -

*Father calling* Papa - kidhar haii ? Jaldi ghr aa.... Me -

When teacher gives assignment -. Me to assignment - Le assignment -

*My friend dies without returning my money* Me -

*Me takes a selfie* Me - Yr mei kitna achha dikhta hu...

*Someone sneezes* Me -

Heart - uss ladki ko propose krde... Me - nhi yr ....Ab firse nhi katwana My chutiya mind to me -

*When My friend get pocket money from his home* Me -

Friend - bhai tu itna achha hai...fir bhi kaun teri beizzati krta hai ? Me -