perpetually running around with one side of my hair unbrushed 🐈‍⬛

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2020
starting an Austin Abrams fake updates account where all of the news is varying forms of this
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every 13 months massachusetts must experience a crime of the century trial as a continued curse for the salem witch trials
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the globe wmass mandate article really offers society what we've all been craving: irl lesbian eddington
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trying to convince my friend to use feel for networking
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Marie Gluesenkamp Perez boy oh boy do i have the perfect re-election bill idea for your platform...get the youth into zyns and the elderly out of their vehicles
I can’t stand the fact that the only reason we don’t re-test drivers once they get into their 70s is because they always vote and pushing this legislation would be political suicide
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alt men need to start writing performative male acknowledgements when they post photos online
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the revolution should be well threaded
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Last Supper Tramp Stamp anyone??
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a sauna is your favorite third place's favorite third place
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O brother, where honk thou?
im sorry but these swans all packed up waiting to be released looks so funny to me😭😭😭
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im sorry but these swans all packed up waiting to be released looks so funny to me😭😭😭
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seasonal madonna whore syndrome
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email job daughter or circus son
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Uma Theremin retweeted
watching the greatest night in pop and taking pictures of the tv like im at a concert every time they show bob dylan
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nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general
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nicole dollanganger deserves the same hype as ethel cain if we’re being honest
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AITA for absentmindedly missing my wedding because i synthesized Flubber
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Beatles/Oppenheimer son or Beach Boys/Barbie daughter
Margot Robbie tells Rolling Stone she refused to listen to the Beatles growing up because of her love of The Beach Boys. "I had watched a documentary about how The Beach Boys would have been even more popular if the Beatles hadn’t come along..." More: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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Calling early career journos! I am organizing a casual meet up in a couple of weeks for reporters in Boston. Come meet new people or connect with friends! All are welcome. DM me for details.
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you can turn a two hump camel into a one hump camel or a one hump camel into a horse if you put a big bendy straw into the hump and drink it :) slurp!
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