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@cigarettesummerMar 12

Alcohol isn’t bad for you if it’s served at a sunny outdoor seating

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@cigarettesummer6h

And who are you supposed to be?

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@cigarettesummer15h

Kind of them to foreshadow Xerox’s in the pilot

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@cigarettesummerOct 21

”Objectively you can’t” but factually I could

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@cigarettesummerOct 21

It's been a looong week

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@cigarettesummerOct 21

It's toasted

@cigarettesummerOct 21

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@cigarettesummerOct 21

@cigarettesummerOct 20

What thinking of a banger tweet in a meeting looks like

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@cigarettesummerOct 20

What thinking of a banger tweet in a meeting looks like

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@cigarettesummerOct 20

No, it's not

@thesoypillOct 20

Killing/Permanently scarring people is indeed worse than stealing.

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@cigarettesummerOct 20

We have prostituted our inner thoughts for "progress" just to push society into mass-psychosis

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@cigarettesummerOct 20

Peter Boghossian

@peterboghossianOct 20

Tens of thousands of rioters are approaching the Louvre. They have vowed to burn it down along with EVERYTHING in it. You are an advisor to the French govt. Security informs you that the ONLY way to stop the rioters is to gun them all down. There would be a minimum of 1000 deaths. Do you advise security to shoot?

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@cigarettesummerOct 19

I love the detail that the whole room starts to cough to cover for Lee Garner senior

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@cigarettesummerOct 19

When kids say "online" they may not notice it comes from "on the line" which started because of physical telegraph lines that later carried over to telephone lines, and is why switchboard operators would say things like "you've got a call on line one."

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@cigarettesummerOct 19

The matriarchy has gone to far

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@cigarettesummerOct 17

Imagine a new bond movie and he drives like that

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Leif@AvalonianExileOct 15

Gotta say, the Swedish Empire had one of the most aesthetic uniforms in Euro history

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@cigarettesummerOct 17

Mad men seriously has perfect composition in every frame

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@cigarettesummerOct 17

Never forget

The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 16

Satirical map of Europe, 1871

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@cigarettesummerOct 16

The kind of whimsy I aspire to this friday

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@cigarettesummerOct 16

Tesla has a flying car?

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@cigarettesummerOct 15

Calling in sick for work would feel much less performative with a real phone

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