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21 || she/her || Asexual || DNI minors || Dead Dove: Do Not Eat || Ao3 Author || Rhaenyra's #1 Side Piece 🎀 ASOIAF • Marvel/Dc Comics • AKOTSK 🎀

Maekar's Sock Drawer
Joined July 2022
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there is seriously something wrong with me because why did I find this hot #BobbyBackrooms
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"whos more evil, bear or bryan ?" satan vs uber driver
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He ended the cycle of abuse
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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This shit pisses me off so fucking much. We finally got a comic accurate Superman movie, a revival of the Green Lantern IP after nearly 20 years, the first Supergirl movie since the 80's, a bold body horror movie about a Batman villain, we had a universe with SOUL FUCK ZIONISM
It was fun while it lasted
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DRAGONS PLANTING OLIVE TREES ANNOUNCEMENT Attached below are our mission statement and a statement from Abed, the Palestinian man we will be fund raising for. More details will be published in the coming weeks, thank you for your support! ❤️
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marvel fans being excited for doomsday vs dc fans experiencing actual doomsday
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Not Supergirl and He-Man sharing the same fate omg yall hate blondes in skirts
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baelor : aerion would like your head dunk : i'm a green boy. i do not know how to baelor : not that kind of head dunk : oh
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“No cultural impact”? This song was trending all summer and started the “you need to nerd out” trend
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La peor pesadilla de una mujer es ser violada, asesinada y encontrada tirada en una cuneta, no esta.
Women's worst nightmare.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
South Asia engagement bait post help.x.com/en/rules-and-p…
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i’m so disgusted with where we’re headed
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I will defend American goulash to my dying breath. When I have no money but need a filling meal, American goulash is there. When it's cold out and I need something warm to fill my belly, American goulash is there. It is a tasty recipe born from the kitchens of immigrants!
that country needs to fall
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"Leon Kennedy es bottom" dije al micrófono. la gente abuchea. me bajo del escenario con vergüenza cuando de repente una voz habla y pide silencio. "tienes razón" dice, y me giro para ver al portador de aquella voz. era el... era Leon...
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🥲✊🏻 #ao3down #arcane
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When someone says: "I don't know how to help"? But all I'm asking is for people share and leave a dot. 3 replies — even dots — can save my children 💔 To donate 👇👇 paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu… chuffed.org/project/177431-m…
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Men: exploited by other men in unsafe conditions 
Society: it's because women got educated 😡🤬😡
Society's hypocrisy and double standards 😭
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people cannot comprehend that being able to buy games is an actual privilege.
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I'm not asking for the impossible; all I wish is to see my children well, in every way Perhaps a small amount, which seems insignificant to you could bring joy to a child in need Dont forget to help us; you might be a source of comfort to us after God🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/176385
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Please share and donate.
I'm not asking for the impossible; all I wish is to see my children well, in every way Perhaps a small amount, which seems insignificant to you could bring joy to a child in need Dont forget to help us; you might be a source of comfort to us after God🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/176385
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reversed!daerion where Daeron is the sociopath with a personality disorder who takes advantage of Aerion his little brother with psychotic depression
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trapped in my skin
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