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The First Android

@citizenslime

got slime for blood

Joined December 2010
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Laugh every time you cry, whisper every time you shout, and shit every time you piss
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Hey I’m mad low on money if anyone wants to help out my Venmo is ibelieveinwitches thanks folks ily
fellas is it gay to crave human intimacy
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Of Montreal really went off in “paranoiac intervals”
Can’t believe @falloutboy finally released lake effect kid outside if WTTNA!!!
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie14 Aug 2018
Replying to @ultimateguitar @Steel_Panther
Why tf did you decide to cover me defending myself and not cover @Steel_Panther referring to us as militant lesbians if not to unleash more hatred and even more sexist bros to bully and harass me on the internet? Where do you get off on this?
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My phone is broken in righteousness!!!
that summer everyone made vines with home by resonance was the best summer of our lives
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie17 Jul 2018
I will fight everyone!!!!!!
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#cloudme @tweetcloudbot
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i hate to break it to you all but that car salesman meme is just not funny in any way at all
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Japanese Breakfast@Jbrekkie8 Jul 2018
Yes Maeve I love you xitter.gq/nytimes/status/1016081…
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@nytimes8 Jul 2018
Talk: Thandie Newton Wants to See More Diversity in Sci-Fi nyti.ms/2KHcr40
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker7 Jul 2018
Normal healthcare system xitter.gq/mattb/status/101527040…
@matt@biddul.ph (@mattb) profile picture@[email protected]@mattb6 Jul 2018
invoices for my hospital stay are starting to come in. each Halls Cough Drop, individually packaged by SAFECOR of Columbus OH, is billed at $10.
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Some dudes seem to think I’m their ex coworker “David” and I am not going to let them know they’re wrong
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Retweet if you’ll like sleep w anyone
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speedy@tweet_deleter4 Jul 2018
when drake said “i’m upset”.........i really felt that......
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