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A guy with a super short attention span trying to pack 110 years of living into 100 years of life.

Joined December 2008
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This might be a hot take, but the real AI divide will not be rich versus poor or young versus old. It will be curious versus afraid. The tools are nearly free and getting better every month. The only thing standing between most people and that leverage is a decision.
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FSD ruins you. I cannot tell you how many times this weekend I wished for or looked for the button that would let my rental Toyota 4Runner take over and do the drive for me. I really just want to offload that task to the car and enjoy the view and the time with my family and when you forget how much headspace is used when you are driving.
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Took a 450+ mile road trip into the Sierras this weekend with my family in my Model Y. FSD the entire time, windy mountain roads and all. It performed flawlessly until it tried to park at the neighbor's house on the block below my house. It has never tried to park there in the 15,000+ miles I've used it in FSD. Maybe it was just tired at the end of a long trip.
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Human beings are amazing creatures
I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.
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Cabo Verde, ¡Parabens! Obrigado.
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Drove to Paso Robles last weekend for a wine tasting weekend with some friends. Had to follow their car on the way to the house we were staying at. This forced me to not use FSD for four and a half hours. It was torture. Wish there was a setting where I could say "follow that car".
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While using FSD in my Model Y, I asked Grok to find me a great burrito on my drive home from Oceanside, CA yesterday and not to add too much time to my drive. Ended up having an amazing shrimp burrito at a place I would never have ventured to. Great little place 2 miles off the freeway. Much better than a fast food option and got to give some $$ to a local business. My only complaint is that FSD scolded me on the drive home because it took 2 hands to hold the football sized burrito I was enjoying and it even ended up taking my FSD away from me. Can't wait for unsupervised FSD so I can eat in peace. Another advantage of Grok and Tesla- introducing you to new exeriences. El Parque Mexican Restaurant in Fallbrook- Solid choice, Grok.
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The thing that offends me most about the men's U.S. Hockey locker room Gold Medal celebration is the choice of beers. Corona? Seriously? PBR, Budweiser, insert any American Beer or crappy Midwest beer here, but to stock the celebration with Corona cuts me as an American. @usahockey But this GIF is legendary on so many levels.
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When your teeth match your flag #winning @usahockey
Jack Hughes. ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Got his teeth knocked out by a high stick from Sam Bennett in the 3rd period but was that going to stop him? No chance. He spit out the blood and kept playing. Scoring the winning goal in OT and securing the gold for the US against Canada in the Olympics. What a legend. The indomitable American spirit. 🇺🇸 🫡 FINAL SCORE: 🇺🇸USA - 2 🥇 🇨🇦CANADA - 1 🥈
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Jack Hughes. ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Got his teeth knocked out by a high stick from Sam Bennett in the 3rd period but was that going to stop him? No chance. He spit out the blood and kept playing. Scoring the winning goal in OT and securing the gold for the US against Canada in the Olympics. What a legend. The indomitable American spirit. 🇺🇸 🫡 FINAL SCORE: 🇺🇸USA - 2 🥇 🇨🇦CANADA - 1 🥈
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Keanu Reeves gets to play Connor Hellebuyck when they do the movie in the U.S. Men's Hockey Team that beat the Canadians for the Gold in the 2026 Olympics. Congrats Boys! Job well done. @usahockey
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My Model Y has backed into a shopping cart on 2 separate occassion on FSD at the grocery store while parking. It excels everywhere else but seems to have a beef with shopping carts. Engineers @Tesla can you fix this so I can move my car back into the circle of trust?
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3 day sardine fast began this morning. Let's see how this goes.
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FSD 14.2.1 parks terribly. It went backwards. It used to park much better on 14.1.7
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Drove from Rancho Cucamonga to Pebble Beach and back over the last few days the entire time in FSD in our new Model Y. 6+ hours each direction. We were directed to 2 brand new Tesla charging stations, Tesla Oasis at Lost Hills and another at Lebec on the way home. Almost no input from either myself of my wife while monitoring. We had 3 adult aged children in the back ,2 of whom are 6'3"+. Incredibly comfortable ride. And, FSD makes a huge difference in the experience. The sound system in this car is amazing. Lots of loud singing and car dancing. I was a little concerned about this first road trip in an EV but all n of those concerns are gone now. Spent about $50 in charging in total. I am hooked. This car is amazing and the technology is a game changer. Can't imagine driving anything else, other than possibly a Cybertruck. Got home and the car immediately started installing the newest software update so tomorrow the car will be even better. Seriously, what other car offers that?
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Went to a brewery with my adult-aged kids and some great friends last night. My daughter doesn't drink so she agreed to supervise the car on the way home. Zero experience driving a Tesla. We got in the car, I hit home from the passenger seat and the car drove us home 80+ miles without her having to intervene. We actually spent the whole day in FSD. So a total of over 200 miles "driven". Interesting to watch the younger generation with FSD. She had no apprehension. I spent my first 2 day with my sweaty palms and my foot hovering over the brake pedal. When we got home FSD 14.2 was ready to download. Did all of yesterday in 14.1.7. So amazing.
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FSD 14.1.7 downloaded and installed. Drove it to the store this morning. It pulled in and found a parking spot and parked. Drove home, pulled into the driveway and attempted to back in to the garage. I need to teach it that it needs to park head-in because my charger is set up for that. Oh, and it pulled over for an ambulance. So far so good. Can't wait to hit the crowded California freeways with it to see the changes over FSD 13 that I spent last week driving around in the rain with.
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Spent 3.5 hours driving around Southern California in the rain today in FSD in my new Model Y. Insane experience. So Cal traffic sucks just a little less in FSD. I mean, it still sucks but at least I can relax and let the robot drive.
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By the time I get done watching one MLB game , I've got nine different diseases that thirteen different companies can provide me drugs for
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