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I’m just a homosapien, man.

New England
Joined December 2018
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A recent deep field view image of—well, of stars. ZOOM IN. DO IT.
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Had a premonition that we are about to start living through the "end of a's" and I don't know if that's just my gift being n sshole or wht
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but meatballs don’t just go rolling out doors all by themselves.
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Only narcissists celebrate national candy corn day.
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People will never truly understand something until it happens to them too.
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*Social media break for a month* *back for 8 hours* "Sick of this place. I need a break!"
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Diddy’s videotapes are why I haven’t been on here in so long.
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Battling your own brain is exhausting
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There had better be corn dogs.
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Exoskeletons are great for the "jump right before the runaway elevator crashes at the bottom" trick, not so great for the "endless handkerchiefs coming out of the umbilical cord when a magician is born" procedure
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Replaced all the meds with the acorns that fall on me and what do you know. Level-headed from so many bonkings, ready for winter.
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Scrambling, as letters do, for a message in the near ordinary of the larynx. I wish for it to gonna go like this [Delibes' Lakmé], but it will most certainly be pulled off in those exquisite ones like this [Roger Miller's just about anything].
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“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched
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I'm not saying I'm neurotic but my pillows have to go into the pillowcase tag first or I will literally die
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If you can’t find the clit, it’s okay. Stick with it.
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Welcome to your 50s, you don’t even remember what you were going to post that was hilarious five minutes ago.
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We all become caricatures of ourselves is the best way to put it. If I was a cartoon of myself I'd be lampooning a t-bone steak in pasquinade right about now.
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Just got invited to my friends 3rd baby shower omg girl use your butt!!!
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