Craig Given

RIP Pac. You might think I'm a day late but I'm always on California time out of respect for Mr Shakur

Watch @Timomatictheone perform his new song "Can You Feel It" produced by the man @itsnicm on AGT tonight, ch7 at 730

Download Timomatic's brand new single Can You Feel It, produced by your mate, Nic M

God blessed me with a sore throat and a legitimate reason to stay home from work and watch Game 1 of the NBA finals today. FAVOUR!!

Don't fall for the reviews, What To Expect When You're Expecting is a hilarious film. Critics are dumb. They thought Chocolat was good.

New money making venture: Protein Coffee

Miley, you picked the wrong Aussie...

Everything in South Maroubra smells like a Cheech and Chong film

Next time you poop, lean all the way forward. You're welcome.

If @luke_walker was a girl, my life would be much simpler.

Sorry ladies, Crobot aka MC Rowe aka Matty Boomba aka Spike Lee aka White Chocolate is officially off the market!! bucksbucksbucksbucks

"Asians and cyclists should be charged double because they cause more trouble" - national park entry fees according to my step dad

Goodbye Da Bulls

Living in Maroubra is a burden when you're off work on study leave. It's just too good to waste time indoors #2035

Need money? Go see @musicmaddie cause she got in first $$$

Need money? 3 days a week for 6 weeks, $20 an hour, data entry at my mum's work in North Ryde. Hit me up! spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

"I want babies" - @luke_walker

Just watched the bra boys movie. Why didn't I grow up here? Thanks mum...

During the playoffs, twitter and insta are such NBA spoilers. Goodbye social media. Xoxo

I heard @BlacktownMagic are coming to the 2035 this weekend. That's not our post code, that's this years kill count. Up the Saints!