Comedian. Host of @welcomepoddy. Movie watcher.
Adelaide, South Australia
Joined December 2010
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Clayboss retweeted
The cost of living in Australia is atrocious. Ive come out for lunch with a friend and couldn’t believe how expensive it was:
- uber $22
- steak $30
- glass of wine $12
- bag of cocaine $350
- punt on the races $3000
Imagine the cost for a whole family
Clayboss retweeted
ok i don't think we need the lab here she's run 50 fuckin metres without bouncing the fuckin thing
Clayboss retweeted
Хочу снять ситком… про Гитлера в 1913 году, которого постоянно пытаются убить путешественники во времени, а он не понимает, что за дичь творится.
А потом он обнаруживает, что большинство нападавших евреи, и в его голове возникает план...
Clayboss retweeted
Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
Clayboss retweeted
god: ok now create a liquid that makes life worth living. okay now make it give you liver failure. and it makes you piss yourself. and your wife gets mad at you for drinking it. i dont know why she gets mad, she just does. oo lets make it go well with pineapple and coconut🍍🥥
Clayboss retweeted
30th day of spring
(@JoeyFortune gives us one last banger before we sign off)
Thanks to everyone for the suggestions and indulging what is comfortably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done On Here.
