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One life is all I have.

Malawi
Joined May 2009
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Notice how the staircase to the top has so many Ls L L L L L L L Never be afraid of taking that L my friend.
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Is this fuel crisis part of the recovery package? Because, friends...Malawians..we are treading on a slippery slope. I say this with grave concern.
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Unprecedented US election results. Texas is Blue?
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BIG PERFORMANCE. BIG WIN.
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Show me the elephant climbing already.
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Replying to @Hopemalopa
Zimatengera kwanu ase....ife iliyonse yomwe atumiza mwezi umenewo imakwana
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4:30 AM is an insane time to knock on a bedroom window. Especially when it's just to ask if I have matches. Ku ma district nako🙃
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Women’s Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇲🇼 Temwa Chawinga 🇭🇹 Melchie Dumornay 🇳🇴 Caroline Graham Hansen 🇪🇸 Patri Guijarro 🇩🇰 Pernille Harder 🇵🇱 Ewa Pajor 🇪🇸 Clàudia Pina 🇪🇸 Alexia Putellas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Alessia Russo 🇯🇲 Khadija Shaw Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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Koma kumucheka galu pamimba chifukwa wadya matemba was a bit extreme 😩
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Happy 150th birthday #Blantyre May the future be better and brighter. Love your city.
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Since yesterday was #InternationalChefsDay decided to make something outside the usual. A light pasta meal.
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Pastor Timber making sure Madueke gave his thanks 😂🙏
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It must be something they put in the French water. Coz no way this behaviour is normal for any kind of people on this planet.
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Atleast one thing is working for us in Malawi. Go ye #Scorchers
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live look at admin looking for temwa's 3rd goal *cries in chichewa* 🇲🇼
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Good or bad, the least you should do is communicate. Communicate please!
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In life, you need someone in your corner like KC Current.
Tem’s first time playing at Bingu National Stadium is goin’ well 😌🇲🇼 Listen to Malawi erupt after her goal 🫶 (via @FaMalawi)
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It’s just a bad day bro , Nah man it’s been 6 years .
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Paying K12,000 from Blantyre to Mpemba will forever be recorded in my personal list of the Wonders of the World.
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