Trying not to take everything so seriously and live on a whim. The Twitter discourse is always derailed and I'm just gonna try and find some fun in the debris.
Joined July 2012
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Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
Turning Point USA, the non-profit that invited Kyle Rittenhouse to speak in Memphis, released a statement Wednesday afternoon accusing the University of Memphis of working to sabotage the event. tinyurl.com/2blany7v
I just spent an hour trying to find my 12" feather duster. Searched high and low in my tiny apt only to find it sneakily hidden behind some drawers in my pantry. Why did you sneak into my apt and hide it @Endust?
Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
Excited to announce that we finally have a Steam page and a fancy new combat reveal trailer to go alongside the release.
RTs are very much appreciated and please wishlist the game, it really helps out 🥹
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary It's also the day someone knee capped Twitter too! Cheer all around!
Well I guess I'll be done with Twitter on 3/19/23 when my account locks since I'm not buying a physical key fob, and I've got no clue what "authentication apps" to use. Hopefully you'll course correct this @elonmusk . #TwoFactorAuthentication
Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
Alright nerds, time for another GIVEAWAY. This time its Arcade Paradise, a 90’s-fueled retro arcade adventure and one of my favorite games to come out last year.
FOLLOW + RT for a chance to win a Steam key. Will pick 3 winners on Sunday 👾
Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
Cop asks blind man why he has a cane in his back pocket
He responds “navigational aid, what’s the problem are you a tyrant?”
She says “yeah I am actually”
At least she’s honest!
I found my cat laying down in a very familiar shape. Probably the best Star Wars related thing I've seen in years. #StarWars
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 10 years of having an account but only 2 1/2 years of using it.
Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
Alright nerds, HROT Episode 2 just dropped and thanks to @kotolout its time for another 𝐃𝐎𝐏𝐄 giveaway.
Follow + RT for a chance to win a Steam key. Will pick 4 winners on Monday. Good luck 🐴
Clockwork Cocktail retweeted
❗️The Final Sydney3 Citizen Giveaway❗️
We're giving everyone who follows us one last chance to get a character based on your likeness. All you have to do is RT this post and be a follower. We'll draw a winner when we reach 9k, but if we hit 10k we'll draw a second.
