@clones2thebone

3x divorced. looking for new wife (prefer big knockers) former carpenter and I laid a cement pad once

 Ames, IA
Joined October 2021
  • Tweets18.1K
  • Following745
  • Followers1.4K
2.5KMedia
Moberly is so clearly the guy
2
25
8,604
Since I was doxxed, fuck it Owen Bartmen, 28, of Hiawatha Iowa also known as (@HawkGuyEnjoyer) is the guy throwing punches in this video Buddy punched me last year after the CyHawk game and now again today hitting people The game is never this serious people, Jesus Christ
10,000 Takes
@10k_Takes20h
Drunk Iowa fan couldn't handle the loss and decides to start throwing punches What a loser
134
163
28
3,838
979,982
This Minnesota/Iowa game is why everyone makes fun of Big 10 football. Genuinely unwatchable garbage and just all around bad teams
4
35
3,895
Replying to @NFL @49ers
In my evaluation of Brock Purdy, he reminds me of a combination of Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Mahomes, & Favre. Legs of Lamar Jackson. Easily on track to be the best ever. Lance & Bozo Garrapolo are finished.
16
19
9
163
Give us one of these combos and you have yourself an elite uniform combo on Halloween
1
1
6
3,415
Tell me nobody wants to watch Iowa or BigTen football without telling me
44
1
1
42
21,508
Iowa State Athletics has never been in better hands and the future is incredibly promising
3
2
45
1,821
Benko: “Winning does matter. We are going to compete for Big 12 championships and national championships. I won’t apologize for setting the bar high.”
12
28
7
768
38,943
Benko: “We can complain about change, or we can attack it. At Iowa State, we will attack it.”
7
20
7
649
20,098
Benko: “My job is to give our coaches what they need to succeed, and remove roadblocks.”
3
7
248
9,111
"They're still thinking of trying to win this thing in regulation." Kirk Herbstreit as Notre Dame trailed BYU by 4 with 34 seconds remaining.
251
242
92
10,607
822,932
Just a reminder that @cbfowler & @KirkHerbstreit are some of the worst things to ever happen to College Football Fun fact: They both wear knee pads in the booth for how often they are on their knees for the SEC & Big 10
Derek Young
@DerekYoungKSOOct 18
Chris Fowler said “It’s not the SEC environments we saw earlier today but still great none the less” after the first BYU drive in case you want to know if they are in the SEC’s pocket. Or I guess if the SEC is in theirs.
1
835
Kirk Herbstreit is for sure beating Peter tonight because a Big 12 team just beat a blue blood
13
949
BYU barely beat Iowa State a week ago 🚨🚨🚨 BYU controls National Title favorite Notre Dame the entire night and wins 🤯🤯🤯 Makes you think how badly Iowa State would beat Iowa by if they played right now 🤔🤔🤔 The Big 10 is BAD 🤢🤢🤢 The Big 12 is the 2nd best 🥈
17
1,188
alabaster retweeted
Joel Haas
@Joel_Haas1Oct 17
“We’re not giving up on the season or the team. I think we’re a lot closer to the team we want to be the last eight quarters.” - Matt Campbell
37
2
3
40
10,390
Someone quickly show him this logo
Cyclone Fanatic
@cyclonefanaticOct 16
BREAKING: Iowa State hires Jared Benko as the school’s 15th Director of Athletics, per ESPN's @PeteThamel. Benko comes from Auburn where he spent the last two years as the school’s Executive Deputy Athletic Director. In that role, he oversaw business operations and the revenue sharing within the institution, among other things. Prior to Auburn, Benko served as the AD at Georgia Southern for four years. Prior to that, Benko spent over a decade in the SEC at Georgia, Arkansas, Auburn and Mississippi State in various roles. At Georgia Southern, Benko helped the athletic department set fundraising records in all four years during his tenure, totaling over $40 million in donations. Benko will be officially introduced on Monday.
There's a new version of this post
3
592
Nobody thought this was possible, but Iowa State made it happen 🚨🚨🚨 Benko chooses Iowa State over Tennessee, Michigan State, & Kentucky Absolutely massive home run hire for the Cyclones 🤯🤯🤯
Pete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 16
Sources Iowa State is hiring Jared Benko as the school’s next athletic director. Benko is Auburn’s Executive Deputy Athletic Director and the former athletic director at Georgia Southern.
15
4
307
27,779
Welcome to the Big 12 FSU Miami Louisville Virginia Tech
Brett McMurphy
@Brett_McMurphyOct 15
Conference realignment never sleeps. More G6 moves ahead. SEC & B1G no immediate plans but if/when they do, UNC & Virginia top SEC's wish list; Big Ten would consider “usual suspects (from ACC & Notre Dame), maybe a high academic school out West or Texas school for geographic/recruiting upside," sources told @On3 on3.com/news/conference-real…

Conference realignment: 21 non-power schools have moved in three years and more changes are coming

To paraphrase Neil Young: Conference realignment never sleeps. In the past three seasons, 20 schools outside the Power Four have changed conferences. Now

on3.com
11
2,264
Watching Iowa fans react to getting an average sized big guy for once is how I imagine cavemen reacted when they discovered the wheel for the first time
Chris Hassel
@Hassel_ChrisOct 12
I told you!
1
10
504
Alabaster was always right
alabaster@clones2thebone1 Nov 2025
Nothing matters until Brahmer is confirmed to be fine but I genuinely just dont give a shit about this team anymore. All i know is that its time for a QB change in Ames
6
489
Load more