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cowboyd

@clumpybeans

cubs and tigers (read: really into matthew boyd) bears, pistons, pwhl detroit larp

Joined April 2024
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one of my roommates is deeply evil but the other one makes me grilled cheese and hot chocolate ❤️‍🩹
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Replying to @mlmcrane @positivecubsfan
thank god i cant deal with another one of these incidents
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400 likes on i tweet i told him to post this is stolen valor.
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marshall🔻 (@thebabygiraffe3) profile picturemarshall🔻@thebabygiraffe3Nov 2
I looked up “Jacob Webb playoffs” and my computer exploded
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the soup has spoken
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just applied for an editorial internship wish me luck
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Replying to @bobrenken37
here damn
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Replying to @mlmcrane
maybe i should dress up too
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imma just say it favors us
Detroit Pistons (@DetroitPistons) profile pictureDetroit Pistons
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What Paul said
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do you prefer matthew boyd or matthew girld?
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Replying to @thebabygiraffe3 @extrainnnings
average day watching the 2026 american league
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i have spoken of this
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Replying to @thebabygiraffe3
wish this came true
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Replying to @prodbycommie
might i suggest you don’t fuck with my boy bruce
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fucked up a grapefruit on my couch and felt like that bird who needs to go into a dome when he eats berries
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HELLOOOOOOOOOO
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