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Joined February 2010
Me, everyday, on this godforsaken app.
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New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Honestly, well done. It’s hard to get anything controversial done in this country because everybody and their mum wants to drag things through endless consultations and court hearings.
A momentous day for London. I’m so excited to see our plans to transform Oxford Street becoming a reality. And this is just the beginning.
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Thierry Henry before the Ballon d’Or ceremony.
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Charity FC care package loading.
BREAKING: Michael Carrick will remain in charge of Manchester United for the club's trip to Stamford Bridge on Saturday 🚨
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Bringing this back
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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These times Bond Street (right in front of Selfridges) is step free.
Replying to @FillyKris
Perhaps you could explain how a disabled person in a wheelchair can get to Selfridges? Selfish, clueless prat!
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Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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Me too z dawg me too 😔
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What is it with this new supermarket snobbery looooooool? I only see it on Twitter as well 😭
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quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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Landlords when they have to actually earn their money instead of just thinking of a bigger number every 6-12 months:
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Trial week over, time to start taking 2022 seriously.
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42-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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43-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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Good Morning but the beat is It Was A Good Day
Replying to @icecube
We need an Ice Cube X Kanye Collab ASAP
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This couple’s Halloween costumes are undefeated. [📷: @slicenrice ]
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VERY illuminating how white people view what the police exist to do (arrest everyone who makes me mad)
They called the police on a three-year-old because he is good at soccer. Read that again. They called the cops on a toddler.A three-year-old. Because he can kick a ball better than the other kids on the field. Not because he assaulted anyone. Not because he had a weapon. Not because he was a danger to anyone. Grown adults watched a toddler play a sport and decided the appropriate response was to dial emergency services and send uniformed officers to deal with a child who has not yet started kindergarten.
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